Beware: Another Blonde Joke

FINALLY! A Blonde GUY Joke!


An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work
on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch
and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef
and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a
bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."

The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a
burrito and jumped too. The blonde opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how
really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given
it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone
turned and stared at the blonde's wife. "Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He
makes his own lunch."

:D
 
Ten'shi-no-Shippuu said:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Satori last one with the casino was good!
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
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Glad you liked it! I think Golgo posted it (or one like it) around here someplace too!! I loved it!!
:D
 
Satori said:
FINALLY! A Blonde GUY Joke!


An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work
on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch
and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef
and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a
bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."

The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a
burrito and jumped too. The blonde opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how
really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given
it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone
turned and stared at the blonde's wife. "Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He
makes his own lunch."

:D
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LMAO! That's a great one. HAHAHAHA :D
 
more.........

-How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?.........It is the one with the kickstand.

-Why did the blonde get so excited after he finished the jigsaw
puzzle in only six months?...............Because on the box, it said "From 2-4 years."

-A blonde, brunette, and redhead are in kindergarten; which
one is the sexiest?..............The blonde, because she is the only one that's 18.

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Blonde: I was born in the U.S.
Friend: Oh really, what part?
Blonde: All of me, silly.

A policeman pulled a blonde over after he'd been driving the wrong
way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but whatever it is, it must be bad since everyone's leaving.

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How do you confuse a blonde?
Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
 
Maciamo said:
Then a blonde comes and say : "Does anybody have some Japanese blonde jokes ?". :giggle:
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What's the good thing about being a Japanese blonde?

You're still smart, you only look stupid.
 
Golgo_13 said:
What's the good thing about being a Japanese blonde?

You're still smart, you only look stupid.
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Oh God, that's funny!! :D
 
Three blond MEN are stranded on one side of a wide river, and don't know how to get across.

The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to cross the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across.

The second man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dark-haired man and he builds a boat and rows across.

Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so God turns him into a woman and he walks across the bridge.
 
A blonde named Barbara is appearing on Who Wants To Be A
Millionaire...

Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one
lifeline left -- phone a friend. The next question will give you the
first ever Million dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it
wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?"

Barbara: "Sure I'll have a go"

Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is
it........

A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush.

"Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars.

Barbara: " I think I know who it........ but I'm not 100%....No, I
haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend Regis just to be sure.

Regis: "Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone?

Barbara: "I'll phone my friend Carol back home in Brooklyn." (ringing)

Carol (also a blonde): "Hello..."

Regis: "Hello Carol, its Regis Philbin here from Who Wants to be a
Millionaire-I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on
$500,000, but needs your help to to a Million. The next voice you hear
will be Barbara's and she'll read you the question. There are 4
possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to
answer -- fire away Barbara."

Barbara: "Carol, which of the following birds does not build it's own
nest?

Is it:
A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush

Carol: "Oh Gees, Barbara that's simple.....Its a Cuckoo.

Barbara: "You think?"

Carol: "I'm sure."

Barbara: " Thanks Carol." (hangs up)

Regis: "Well, do you want to stick on $500,000 or play on for the
Million, Barbara?"

Barbara: "I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo

Regis: "Is that your final answer?"

Barbara: "It is."

Regis: "Are you confident?"

Barbara: "Yes fairly, Carol's a sound bet."

Regis: "Barbara.....you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo

...you're right! - You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS. Here is your
check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience
please put your hands together for Barbara."

(clapping)

That night Barbara calls round to Carol and brings her down to a local
bar for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne,
Barbara turns to Carol and asks "Tell me Carol, How in God's name did
you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?

Carol: "Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a
clock."
 
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.

One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"

"You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.
 
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.


After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
 
A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of her house. She opened her mailbox, looked inside and slammed it shut. She stomped her foot and went back inside. The man thought ''how weird.''

A few minutes passed and sure enough, the blonde came out of her house again, checked her mail box, stamped her foot and went back inside. The man stopped mowing and checked her mailbox to see what was so wrong with it. After seeing nothing, he went back to mowing just shrugging his shoulders.

As soon as he heard her coming out again, he shut off his mowing machine and went up to her. ''What in the world are you doing, coming out here every five minutes?''

The blonde looked up at the man and said, ''Well, you see, there's this little voice in my house that keeps on saying, 'You've got mail,' but when I come out here to check, I don't have any.''
 
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions....

Officer: What's 2+2?

Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!

Officer: What's the square root of 100?

Blonde: Ummmm... 10!

Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?

Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.

Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.

The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"
 
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys.

The blonde guy turns to the girl and angrily says "Alright. Who's the other father!"
 
What did the blonde say when told by her doctor she was pregnant?

"Are you sure it's mine?"
 
What do you call 6 blondes standing side by side, ear to ear?

A wind tunnell
 
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted

What do you call a blonde student in between geology and math classes?
Between rock and a hard place.
 
hahahahahahah....
Dont know if these one was somewhere else but I post it :

How can you tell which computer belong to a blonde?
...............
...it is the only one with tipex on it!
 
Why was the blonde in the shower for so long?
The shampoo said "lather, rinse, repeat"
 

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