Why should you be banned!

You should be banned for forcing me to get boring old reply #5701. That's an odd number. It's not even divisible by 3. Or 5, or 7... is it prime?

...sweet, it is. It's not boring after all.

You should be banned for forcing me to check that.
 
You should be banned for mentioning one of my great passions, prime numbers. Wonder who'll solve the Riemann hypothesis?
 
You should be banned for that evil bunny. It's hanted me all the way from the "Wow... something great happened to me today!" thread.

"There it is."
"What, behind the rabbit?"
"It is the rabbit..."

Hehe. Monty Python.
 
You should be banned because the dude in my avatar always looks so sad.
 
You (and tada, too) should be banned for not listening to me! For the 500th time, the dude in tada's avatar is SEAN LENNON!!! Sheeesh.... :sick:
 
You should be banned for trying to ban two people. That's against the rules.
 
You should be banned for misinterpreting technicalities. Multiple bannings are allowed, even encouraged under Chapter 16 Section 7 Paragraph 4 of the Official JRef Banning Guide and Rulebook:

16.7.4 said:
Users shall, in situations including: Personal Attacks, Sequential Ignorance, Unquestionable Idiocy, and Relentless Sardonism, retain the singular ability to frivolously ban multiple Userss of their choosing, without regard to logic or common sense. Users may also, if they so desire, ban those Users who have committed one or more of the aforementioned acts, but have not yet posted in the thread in which their banning shall be proclaimed. Any User's actions that are found to be inviolation of this rule, or if a User misuses this rule, that User shall be immediately banned.

😊
 
You should be fired, I mean banned, for not meeting your quota. I told you last week that if you don't ban anyone by today, it'll be your head.
 
You should be banned because I have finally relented and joined Facebook... My God... what have I become.

On the plus side, you can add me if you want. Search Stacy Roberts and I am the one with the black hair hugging a geek in glasses. ^_^ I am allowed to call him a geek. He's my boyfriend.
 
You should be banned for having a boyfriend. I have never had a girlfriend yet, ever.
 
You should be banned for not being caring enough to give tada an encouraging word or two about his girlfriend situation when he was obviously opening up and reaching out.
 
You should be banned for as I am in the same boat on the girlfriend front, so if he's not got one, that means all the more for me, mwahahahahahaaaaaaaa*cough*aaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
 
You should be banned because having a girlfriend is overrated. We're expensive, demanding, needy and controlling. Which do you want, a girlfriend or a life of your own?
 
You should be banned for making us single guys choose between a life of getting action or getting a girlfriend.... though you are right about the expensive part.... and the demanding bit..... also the needy... and the controlling part :giggle:
 
You should be banned because I was just watching Frankie Boyle clips on youtube and I find him inexplicably sexy ☝
 
You should be banned for not watching this on YouTube!
 
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You are to be banned for showing some unrelated video about some fat brat biting his bros finger!
 
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