Why should you be banned!

You should be banned because j/k does not mean that I forgive you for the comment!!!! Hahahahahahahaha.
 
I'll ban myself for not having been around in awhile. How time flies when you're busy living your life! :D
 
You should be banned for implying that the rest of us do not have lives!
 
You are to be banned for implying that I make a ban every single second of the day, for a full week!
 
You should be banned for thinking it's possible to make a ban every second. You need at least 120 seconds between posts.
 
You should be banned for forgetting to take out the buck-shot from the rabbit before cooking it!
 
You should be banned for so many reasons that it's hard to pick one, but today mostly for being ineligible to vote for me!
 
You should be banned because if I hear the words "vote", "election", "wall street", "main street", "deficit", "trickle-down economics" or anything of the sort I am going to explode. I am unbelievably sick of this election.
 
You should be banned for not wanting to hear anything more on the US election.... then again, neither do I! Though at least both candidates can open up a door without instructions!
 
You should be banned for being so obsessed with this thread that you're posting at 2am ☝
 
You should be banned because I have no idea what time it is in the UK. I only know how to convert between the four main US time zones, Hawaii, and Japan.
 
You should be banned for posting a pic of Julian Lennon with dyed hair as your avatar
 
Well in that case, you ought to be banned for putting a corpse as your avatar!
 
You should be banned because my avatar is NOT Sean Lennon, or any of the Lennons for that matter.
 
You should be banned because you're the one who is making the dude in my avatar (who is not any of the Lennons) sad.
 
You should, nay, need to be banned so that the peoples of distant planets can feel confident to wear spats again.
 
You should be banned because jref needs to sacrifice at least one person a year for good luck.
 
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