Why should you be banned!

[tada]

You should be banned for no longer being the last person to post in this thread.

 

[Zentron]

You should be banned for continuing the 'last person to ban' argument!

 

[Ashikaga]

You should be banned for ruining it for the rest of us not knowing that if you continue the "last person to ban" chain for 27 posts, a long suffering captive tiger is set free in Sumatra, Yasuo Tsukamoto, a 34 year old virgin in Kooriyama, Fukushima meets a cab driver who will rock his world, a hippie loses a hacky-sack in Vermont, and all the suffering is finally over for Britney Spears, thus bringing love, peace and harmony to the world.

 

[tada]

You should be banned for living in a -ken. Not a -fu, not a -to, a boring old -ken.

 

[Zentron]

You should be banned for tryin' to be clever!!

 

[tada]

You should be banned for lacking innovation.

 

[Zentron]

You should be banned for exaggeration of the facts

 

[tada]

You should be banned for exaggeration of... YOUR MOM.

 

[Kirie_Maiden]

You should be banned for using "Your mom" and trying to get away with it.

PRETEND THIS IS A DIFFERENT POST. IT WAS... BUT GOT MERGED...

I, Stacy Roberts, on this day, hereby ban myself, upon the discovery that I am distantly related to George W. Bush
I thank you... and you should all ban me for the same reason.
Forget banning... somebody kill me.
P.S This is not a lie. I would not lie about this HORROR that has befallen me.
AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!

 

[Zentron]

You should be banned for having stupid distant relative, that is, Jeorege W. Boosh!

 

[tada]

You should be banned because Bush will find some way to stay in office another four years. And in some way it will be your fault.

 

[Zentron]

You should be banned for actually WANTING him to stay in power for another 4 years... and not noticing my dig at his stupidity in my previous ban!

 

[tada]

You should be banned because me describing something as being "your fault" has a negative implication to it. Dubya should have been overthrown long ago.

 

[Zentron]

You should be banned for always trying to overthrow me from my position of 'King of the banning Thread', for which thy shall fail, bwahahahahaaaaaa!

 

[Seon-a Kim]

You should be banned for claiming the crown

 

[Kirie_Maiden]

You should be banned for not claiming the crown. We should all aspire to be something more. ^_^ Hehe.

 

[tada]

You should be banned because *breaks wind*.

 

[Zentron]

You should be banned for emitting toxic fumes, which are destroying the Ozone Layer!

 

[Kirie_Maiden]

You should be banned for not reporting him for assault. That's particles of his excrement floating up our noses! Assault!!!

 

[Tsuyoiko]

You should be banned for making me read the phrase "particles of excrement" during my lunch hour ☝

 

[Zentron]

You should be banned for getting grossed out so easily

 

[tada]

You should be banned for lacking tact. Oh wait, it's Kirie_Maiden that lacks tact. Well, you should still be banned just because you're the one I have to ban.

 

[Zentron]

You should be banned for getting your banning target wrong and having to retract yourself!

 

[Tsuyoiko]

You should be banned because it's Friiiiiiidaaaaaaaayyyyyy and I'm on holiday this weeeeeeeeeeeek!!! Yeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaa!!! :cracker:

 

[tada]

You should be banned for use of so many repeated letters.