YAY! You're all kissing the FF guys! *happy* Me too!
Tidus: HELP, she's scary! *remembers bad treatment from another, certain thread*
Me: ... fine, whatever.. *dissapointed*
What about Kuja... he's a total bishonen and he's insane too!
I wanna kiss him.. too bad he loves only himself...
Kuja: *looking at himself in the mirror* Why am I soo beautiful..
Me: Hello Kuja, do you want to kiss me?
Kuja: Eeeww... never! Would I, with my face, kiss someone like YOU!? You're not even worthy of being close to me... PAH!
Me: *cries* You're mean!
Kuja: I was the bad guy of FFIX after all... *kisses himself in mirror*
Me: Can I at least be your slave?
Kuja: Go away. Go chase Vivi or something!
Me: *hides behind door* I will stalk Kuja!