Why should you be banned!

You should be banned for not realizing turning 21 is like turning 25, which is pretty much 30, which might as well be 35, which is practically 40. In other words, the big five-O is just around the corner.
 
You should be banned for reasons so complicated, that if I even began to think of them my head would explode. So I really don't want to *head explodes*

Looks like I'll have to think of a simpler reason. You should be banned for causing me to think of those reasons, thus resulting in my head exploding.
 
You should be banned for making such a mess in your room from your head exploding, and also for not telling your dog, "Don't eat that! That's not pudding!!".
 
You should be banned for implying that it's okay for dogs to eat pudding. It's really bad for them (especially if it's chocolate pudding).
 
You should be banned.

Hey... why should I have to give a reason when I don't want to? Free country, isn't it? WELL???
 
You should be banned for not knowing that England is definitely not a free country.... we pay tax, insurance and a whole load of other stuff!
 
You should be banned because I have to get at least one person banned a year to make quota.
 
You should be banned because the world is going to end on Wednesday when that particle machine gets switched on in France!!
 
You should be banned for reminding me just when I am trying to go to sleep. I've been worried about that since Frankie Boyle said it on Mock the Week!
 
You should be banned for living in Flanders, which reminds me of the Japanese animation series based on the book, "A Dog Of Flanders"... and you know what happens to Nello and Patrasche at the end.... A Dog of Flanders - Wikipedia :(:(:(:(
 
You should totally be banned because I totally can't stop using the word "totally". Totally!
 
You should be banned for forgetting that Sorrow FLOATS!

(Sorry, I am a John Irving geek...:p)
 
You should be banned because it is Thursday and that particle thingy-me-bob in France hasn't destroyed the Earth yet!!
 
You should be banned for bringing up the LHC again when I am already obsessed with it ☝
 
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