Why should you be banned!

[tada]

You should be banned for being mean to those who are on dial-up.

 

[Ashikaga]

You should be banned for being mean to those of us who have no idea what DIAL UP is.

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

You should be banned for walking into my trap and posting before me! BWAHAHAHA!

A flawless plan!

 

[Ashikaga]

You should be banned for being bitter and embarrased upon finding out I beat you to banning tada after you had composed a witty 2,000 word ban for him yourself.

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

You should be banned for relishing my pain!

 

[Seon-a Kim]

Banned for this:

 

[tada]

Banned for this:

 

[Ashikaga]

You should be banned for breaking wind yet again while banning Ayu and making the Chibi bounce even higher with glee.

 

[Emoni]

You should be banned for doubting the amazing stripper pole!!!

 

[Ashikaga]

You should be banned for exposing my mother like that.

 

[tada]

You should be banned for putting such a disturbing image in my mind.

 

[Ashikaga]

You should be banned for unfairly dismissing old folks as these sexless, funny smelling prunes with dentures.

 

[Kirakira1232]

You should be banned for becoming a Chibi moderator-chaaaaan in training!

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

You should be banned because I spent all of my food money this week on rice! 3300 yen for 10 kilos!

 

[Zentron]

You should be banned for POSTING that video for us to watch (I haven't ;-) )

 

[Sukotto]

You should be banned for me seconding your ban

 

[tada]

Banned for having a political link in your sig.

 

[Zentron]

You should be banned for not having any sig!

 

[tada]

It totally is there. Just get up real close and look a little more carefully...

*slams your head into the monitor*

You should be banned for breaking my monitor.

 

[Zentron]

You should be banned for having a username that's an anagram of the word 'data'

 

[Kirie_Maiden]

You should be banned because I got an email from an amazingly cute Japanese man on Jref Friends, and it was just to plug his fashion show! I'd go just to meet him... BUT IT'S IN LONDON! *cries*

Oh well. At least my boyfriend is taking me out for my birthday on the 6th...So I ban you for that too. lol.

 

[Zentron]

You should be banned for not traveling to London, though in hindsight, it costs a bomb down there, so banned for calling another guy cute when you've already got a bf!

 

[tada]

You should be banned because you couldn't ban your way out of a paper bag.

 

[Zentron]

You should be banned for not knowing that I have already banned my way out of a paper bag!

 

[tada]

You should be banned for misunderstanding my banning reason. "couldn't" is the past tense form of the potential "can". That means at some point in the past, you did not have the ability to ban yourself out of a paper bag. Most likely it was some time before you banned your way out of a paper bag. But now, you obviously have the ability to do said action.