Why should you be banned!

You should be banned because I want my 3000, and the 5000 as well.
 
You should be banned for wishing for posts. I think we should make sure only 1 post a day is made so it makes Dutch's job a lot harder. Hehe... that would be too mean. Maybe not, eh?
 
You should be banned for having that avatar... I'm not sure if I can sleep the upcoming night.
 
You should be banned for talking bad about my avatar, while it is I who is in that avatar... can't you see?
 
You should be banned for not thinking that Dutch looks cute in his avatar. Doesn't he, though? Any other members agree?
 
you should be banned for not banning Kirie directly but indirectly by :"you all". She deserves to be banned directly! Especially because recently I've lowered her salary for being vice with 99,8 %, after she bought a gorgeous Aston Martin DB9 in light blue with San Tropez-colored leather. Tsssss even I can't afford that. Therefore my appreciation for her being Vice must be shown through another way than her salary, so banning her directly from now on seemed like a fairly good way! This whole story isn't making sense. Could you pass the rum please Dutch, I'm sure that after a little sip or two from the contents of that charming bottle the story will seem a lot more sensible to me....surely....
 
you should be banned because my men keep wondering how you possibly still could live? i thought i sent Genji and Tenchu and Kenshin towards you? I guess i have to send Razor Ramon instead, he will kill you with his body and his words! uffffooooo hoooo yaahhhhoooo :p
 
omg omg omg that is too cruel, even for Yakuza. It's like in "Mouse Hunt". I'm the smart mouse that never dies, no matter what evilness threatens me. Only Pierce could've killed me, but you murdered him first. That's what you call ironic( Am I quoting Pirates right now?? seems rater familiar to me) *ufoooooooooooo!* (ow dear, I hear him coming, hey why is he trying to come in through the window and won't he use the door like everyone else?!?) ow and......that's the reason why you should be banned: sending Razor Ramon ...tssssss, you actually want me dead I suppose....
 
you should be banned because:

*you said two times (you should be banned)
*Pierce is allready long forgotten
*Yakuza is always open for new members who are able to wield a katana and who have ninja skills
*Razor ramon never come thru the door nor the window he always come from 'BEHIND' :p
*and the asuka ninja's are too clever for you ;)
 
You should be banned because I won't forgot Pierce, no matter what! mhuahahhah...or something like that. I'm afraid that you overlooked the banning-part, which brings us to the last of your reasons. No matter how Razor ramon USUALLY enters, after he tried to get in through my window, I've sent the dogs after him. At the moment they are still chasing him through the backyard. Very fearsome poodles....apparently he's actually afraid of them...owwwwww ough. It seems like FooFoo has bitten him and he has lost quite a large amount, lets say ALL, of his clothes (and, well, the amount of clothes he wore wasn't something to write home about). Pity it's dark though. Videotaping him running naked through the garden...hmmmm could make quite a fortune with selling that to the japanese media.
 
you should be banned because your comment is always too long too read make it shorter! hahaha asuka nibja will find your hideout and will kidnap you! HIKU!!!
 
you should be banned because when you arrive at the hideout you will find only a note for ransom as I beat you there and am holding Juno333 ransom from kidnappers for a cup of tea prepared by the tea preparer of this thread
 
you should be banned because you are making inside jokes which are just too dam confusing.
though i do love tea. Green and earl gray.👍
 
You should be banned for not agreeing that Dutch looks adorable in his avatar. Nobody is backing me up!

And aren't I the preparer of hot beverages in this thread? I WANT MY PRESIDENT BACK... EVEN IF SHE DID REDUCE MY SALARY (And I did say you could borrow my car for business trips, you know!)!!!
 
You should be banned as I havent banned you in ages, got some catching up to do methinks...............
 
You should be banned because you have some catching up to do... I also have a lot to catch up to btw.
 
You all should be banned because nobody here has offered to RESCUE me untill so far. Although I'm glad Sukotto kidnapped me before Shin did, because Sukotto merely demands a cup of tea from Kirie (which she, at least, if I have to believe her last post, will be most willing to give for me in return). No doubt, Shin would've just killed me. That's ofcourse the only right thing to do, I wouldn't want him betraying his Yakuza-background just because of me, that would be true madness, wouldn't it? However, since I'd like to stay alive for a little while longer, I am now looking with sweet big puppy-eyes at Kirie, saying: "Save me Kirie, save me! I don't want to be kidnapped!! I you save me, I'll take you out for dinner" (haha, how do dutch people say that again: twee vliegen slaan in een klap...however my point is, I can thank Kirie and eat something at the same time, because, for some reason, Sukotto's fridge was totally empty....Don't you have to eat? They call that anorexia/boulimia, you know.....perhaps you are a vampire that doesn't live on food but on blood....that's even worse....because in that case it'll probably be me who is your nect victim! kyaaaaaaaaaa Kirie save me......
 
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