Why should you be banned!

[pugtm]

you should be banned for having such long responses. Seriously the whole point of the thread is to have 2 sentence maximum punchlines come one after the other. YOu are completely ruining this trend.

 

[Sarapva]

You should be banned for having such a violent avatar (though your Richard Bach quotes kind of make up for that).

 

[pugtm]

you should be banned for judging people just based on their avatars.

 

[Davey]

You should be banned for having such a violent avatar.

 

[Sukotto]

you should be banned because your drinking of all the rum is what made you forget you drank it all

 

[Juno333]

you should be banned for still holding me prison. Don't you have any sympathy for the devil?

 

[Kirie_Maiden]

You should be banned for not asking to be saved sooner. *Saves Juno in an extremely heroic, Mission Impossible style fashion without Sukotto noticing* Now then, that dinner you promised me?

 

[EmperorHirohito]

You should be banned as Im still thirsty, wheres my drink????

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

You should be banned for being too lazy to pour yourself a drink!

 

[Davey]

You should be banned for not being very active lately...

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

You should be banned for caring!

Thanks for noticing!

 

[Kirie_Maiden]

You should be banned for being asleep. Lazy.

Tea all around. Everybody who reads this gets tea or coffee.

My work here is done.

 

[pugtm]

You should be banned for being lazy and saying your work here is done. A humans beings work is not done until you drop dead. So either i want to see more tea or you dropping dead. preferably not the latter though.

 

[Sarapva]

You should be banned for giving such ultimatums (sp?)! "Tea or drop dead" - sounds like "your money or your life"

 

[EmperorHirohito]

You should be banned as you have allowed that camp fire to go out. Now how are we to cook our food? Tut tut.

 

[Kirie_Maiden]

You should be banned for cooking.

"You must have tea and cake with the vicar or you die!"

"Tea and cake or death! Tea and cake or death"

"Little red cookbook, little red cookbook,"

 

[EmperorHirohito]

You should be banned for mentioning the Little Red book, how on earth did you know that I own a copy of Chairman Mao's little red book

 

[Kirie_Maiden]

You should be banned for not knowing by now that I know everything.

 

[EmperorHirohito]

You should be banned for spying on me so much, I reckon that you have been keeping your beedy eye on me most of my life, its even possible that you were watching me, from a distance, when I was working for the Prison Service..................

 

[Mycernius]

You should be banned because I haven't been on this thread for a while and you'll do nicely.

Milky, milky (See if anyone recognises that phrase)

 

[EmperorHirohito]

You should be banned for bringing Punt and Dennis onto this thread, 10/10 for that lol.

 

[Sarapva]

You should be banned for talking about something British that the rest of us don't know about. Just for that, you'll have to chop more wood for the fire!

 

[pugtm]

you should be banned for knowing something all of us dont know.

 

[Sarapva]

You should be banned for not knowing something all of us don't know.

 

[EmperorHirohito]

You should both be banned for letting me sneak in and get post #2900