Why should you be banned!

you should be banned because the henchmen i sent after you didn't done their job well.

Reason? cause your still online :p and that saids enough (once your offline it means you are dead :p)
 
you should be banned for not finishing this job properly....ow wait I hear someone coming...perhaps a more professional asassin. did M finally allow you to let 007 kill me (Pierce Brosnan please...I want to die a beautiful death) or perhaps it's that sheep from 3 hours ago.............ow it's just the sheep. Wake him up and send Pierce over here!
 
You should be banned because im not of the British Secret Service, im from a yakuza clan who operates in Belgium, Japan , Philippines. And 007 is that a guy who like wodka martini shakened and not stirred? well then you have bad luck, i gaved him an explosive sushi. :p
 
but why?????????? pierce, don't go! you should be banned because you have blown up Pierce! and you have blown him up with sushi, I've got to admit that such a asassination requires skills and that you therefore will have my admiration from now on. However, I find no other adequate for killing me! Please awaken Pierce from death or come and kill me yourself. After all, Belgium is rather close and I'll make you some nice coffee before the actual asassination-part ;p
 
you should be banned because you are clever kill me with handmade coffee, i wonder wich ingredients you use to assasinate me :p
 
you should be banned because I clearly am an open book to you. How did you know that?!? the ingredients you wonder? hm bananas, pink bubblegum, sugar, chocolate, candy, sirop and whipped cream on top. I'll make it a sweet, very sweet death.
 
you should be banned because we use this home-made kazoku kohi when we were kids, tss on wich ninja -school have you been? old-school methodes tssss

what about a windup decoy that explodes when you touch it?
 
You should be banned for saying this is becoming boring.... I'M BACK!!!!
 
You should be banned for not coming back to join us sooner...okeari! 🙂
And the poster before you should be banned for his shockingly grumpy mood last night - how rude! - just who does he think he is??! :sorry:😊:sorry:
 
You should be banned for leaving me alone for so long a time....It was very boring without my loyal vice, please read post 2817 for further info ;p hooray! You're back, how was your holiday btw?
 
You should be banned for missing me too much. It's embarassing!!! Just kidding.

I only went to Wales. Not that far away, but a beautiful country nonetheless. Your army had fun there. Got a lovely picture of all of us infront of the famous train station, Llanfairpwllgwynchwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (hope I spelled that right, it was from memory. ^^). You'll have to ask Jim for that one. It was on his camera. :giggle:

Here's a coffe to celebrate my return... just how you like it.
 
Haha :D you should be banned because you defend me! (not to mention i like it when people say nice stuff about each other :p)
 
You should be banned for... being too nice and liking stuff like that. Hahaha.

Well... we're all a big banning family here. Speaking of which, I ban that mosquito. Where is that damn mosquito anyway? It needs bug spray.

*Sprays*

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BITING SHIN! PICK ON HIM AGAIN AND IT'LL BE A GOLF SHOE NEXT TIME!!!
 
Hahaha! You should be banned because the mosquito is allready dead!
and ill sent the Yakuza to you for using bug spray:eek:

where is "The President"? i ban her too for not beeing here to share the fun we have!
 
You should be banned for since it is my last no-school day.......arrggghhhh....and why, for heavens sake, why are you sending the yakuza after my handsome and charming and adequate Vice, instead of rather sending it after the direction of my school. Their death would greatly slow down the whole school process and therefore make me very happy. Don't you want me to be happy??? After all, the reason for my not being online this morning, was because of the preparations I had to do for tomorrow....owowow...but do you know the good news? I have come up with another brilliant plan to take over Japan! mhuahahah (*laughing very Grinch-like*) and after Japan.....the world! I'm thinking big here.
@Kirie: Thanks for the delicious coffee. I hope you and our army had fun in Wales. However, which Jim are you talking about? my hamster, my teacher economics, or the brave sergeant of the army with whom you are involved in a notorious relationship(omg kirie, can't believe you actually did that! I already had to silence 4 persons that were threatening to tell the papers about it, would've been a huge scandal ofcourse. If it comes out they're going to call it the Kirie-gate, and well, in that case you can't be my Vice for a second longer, because it would be like as if I approve of this relationship(which I do btw, Jim is very cute) but the rest of the world may find such an opinion rather unprofessional for a president) ;p? Or is it perhaps a Jim that I don't know?? Just make sure to get that pic for me, okay? Can't wait to hang it above my bed ;p
 
あなたは禁止です。なぜならあなたはばかとチンケと煩わしいですね。
それからあなたは臭気です！

Sorry if my japanese is bad. I meant to say:
you are banned. Because you are an idiot and you are boring and you are annoying. And you smell bad.
(I used 禁止 for banned (closest I could get, ban and stop...))

And before you say it, I know I should be banned for having bad Japanese skills...
 
dark_secrester said:
窶堋?窶堙遺?堋ｽ窶堙坂?ｹﾃ滅ｽ~窶堙??堋ｷﾂ。窶堙遺?堋ｺ窶堙遺?堙ｧ窶堋?窶堙遺?堋ｽ窶堙坂?堙寂?堋ｩ窶堙?蛋ﾆ停?愴単窶堙??敕鞘?堙ｭ窶堋ｵ窶堋｢窶堙??堋ｷ窶堙仰。
窶堋ｻ窶堙ｪ窶堋ｩ窶堙ｧ窶堋?窶堙遺?堋ｽ窶堙債臭窶ｹC窶堙??堋ｷﾂ！
Sorry if my japanese is bad. I meant to say:
you are banned. Because you are an idiot and you are boring and you are annoying. And you smell bad.
(I used 窶ｹﾃ滅ｽ~ for banned (closest I could get, ban and stop...))
And before you say it, I know I should be banned for having bad Japanese skills...
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no you should be banned for trying to use them and for banning yourself which is my job.
 
You should be banned for having a faster internet connection than me. Also for putting a Richard Bach quote in your signiture. And finally for telling me not to ban myself. So ha. Ha. Muhahahaha. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA watashi wa shiin desu ne. anata wa gakkou wo ikimasen.

( dont ask...)
 
wow..... You should be banned for not taking a cup of coffee, when you obviously, no, desperately need one. I will ask Kirie as soon as she comes online to prepare you one of her specials, they always work. Meanwhile, take some valium or something, you do the evil laugh-thing even better than I; very skillful of you...and creepy. btw What's with the 'subtle' unfriendlyness? Had a really bad day? Like I said: coffee or valium. Don't take it out on me. I'm just the messenger ;p
 
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