Why should you be banned!

[Mikawa Ossan]

You should be banned (and I have half to delete your last post) because you didn't ban anyone! That is clearly against the spirit of this thread! Off topic, one might say....

 

[KirinMan]

(and I have half to delete your last post)

If you half to you half to, but either way I ban you for it. A mod's gotta do what a mod's gotta do.

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

You should be banned for making me laugh (again)!

 

[Sukotto]

You should be banned from distracting the tea party with post 2600 chatter (which is also the name of a magazine, which i know nothing about, honest, i only took basic comp language in high school as a filler class and that's it)

 

[frostyg02uk]

i ban you because its 9am and im awake..not happy about it at all. nothing to do with you lol but your banned anyway

 

[Juno333]

I ban you twice, because apparently last time I was so busy with promoting myself for new president, that I forgot to ban someone. This all was made known to me by Obeika, who was clever enough to actually forget to ban someone himself in that post. @ Obeika: I ban you for being so hypocritical, just the minute after you said I was wrong ;p

 

[frostyg02uk]

your banned 4 times minus 3 times 0 so take that and eat your cereal

 

[Juno333]

I dont like cereal, I prefer chocolate muffins and icecream for breakfast ;p I'll pass the cereal on to my pink dinosaur, my pink spider and my camel Foofoo, they seem to like cereal (pink cereal ofcourse). Take that, enjoy, have a nice day and btw: You're banned!

 

[KirinMan]

I ban you for so many reasons, firstly for pointing out that I did the same thing you did, but I had a reason and you didnt. Nobody wanted to "claim" the 2600th post so I did it........

Next I ban you for well posting on this thread and making me come back here to ban you again. Never thought you had that kind of power now did you?

 

[frostyg02uk]

No. you have it all wrong. Its YOU who is banned. see?

 

[KirinMan]

No no no my good man it's you that has be banned for .................(feel free to fill in the blank)!

 

[frostyg02uk]

LOL. for.....being so great.

your too kind really...ok well no your not. so your banned for not being kind enough. amazing wouldnt of been a stretch you know?

 

[Kirie_Maiden]

You're banned. Just because you're banned. Actually... you're all banned for posting before I had a chance to reply to Juno. I'll be Vice. You're president.

Therefore you are all banned for targetting Juno333 and Kirie_Maiden under the rules and regulations of the national society for banning stuff (or was it assosiation... I can't remember). And... Hirohito... you missed your chance.

 

[Juno333]

You're banned for actually accepting the position of vice. Thank you very much, now my evil plan to take over the world is one step closer ;p shiawase! However, you do know, that when the FBI decides that I'm a danger for myself and the world, I'll probably take you and everyone here on the forum with me in my fall. Yatta, then all of us can play an endless number of scrabble-games in jail, while enjoying Kirie's delicious tea.
@ Obeika: I certainly did not know that I had this power, at least when it comes to you, my friend. I did know that I had that effect on Dutch, but Dutch seems to be kidnapped by some aliens, who are probably after his rum too, poor Dutch! Who is to tease me now? Anyone volunteering? and yes, well Hiro-san's case is tragical. I will give him a federal funeral...although he may as well be enjoying Kirie's tea at the moment. tssssss give a notice when you leave, Hiro-san! Now I have to think of endless speculations about your whereabouts. You could've saved the new president a lot of headaches!

 

[Kirie_Maiden]

Alas, it is the job of the president. You should be banned for not having strong enough painkillers.

As for Hiro-san... all I can say is... WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? COME BACK!!!

And for Dutch... well... either the aliens theory is true or... he's just passed out from all that rum.

 

[Sukotto]

You should be banned for not being a US citizen as I would ban you for not writing your congress person yet to tell her to support impeachment of GWBush and reparations for descendants of those formerly held in slavery, which was never enacted in the US to date.

 

[Kirie_Maiden]

If I was a US citizen, how do you not know I wouldn't have done that already? How many people have I banned for assumption now? Ah well... you're on the list.

 

[KirinMan]

You are banned for making ASSumptions. Sorry about that just could resist, nothing personal, I hope you know.

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

You should be banned because the Emporer has not been around much lately.

 

[KirinMan]

You should be banned for his Mummy not posting much of late either.

 

[Half-n-Half]

You should be banned because, yes, I do indeed "want some".

 

[Flashjeff]

17? I've got comic books older than you! Bottom line, you should be banned because kids should be seen and not heard!

 

[Juno333]

You should be banned for banning people while comparing them to comic books. I'm soooo going to be banned for being sixteen, right? ;p Doesn't matter now I'm president. Perhaps I should ask Kirie to burn all the comic books older than me. Just to get rid of the point you're trying to make here...mhuahahahah

 

[Kirie_Maiden]

Hehe. I'd gladly do that. Not that I am a pyromaniac or anything. You should be banned for making me do your dirty work. And for being younger than me.

 

[frostyg02uk]

I ban you cause im older and your a firebug that needs to be taught a lesson ^-^