Why should you be banned!

You should be banned because I did not eat alone. I had lunch today with that beautiful girl who I wrote about on my blog recently. 👍
 
You should be banned for not denying that you're part of some secret service. What am I to think of that? If you're not denying, are you silently admitting that you actually are member, I wonder? hmmmm Mysterious Mikawa, sounds cool. haha ;p

@ Clawn, I ban you for making such an intelligent post about my camel. I lost it a while ago. I named it Foofoo, so just call his name and perhaps the two of you can be friends. However, could you be so kind as to airmail my camel back to the Netherlands. We have a camelrace in the Sahara to win, next monday.

😊🙂
 
I ban you for totally neglecting my camel Foofoo, his feelings are quite hurt. ahhhhh no! he started to cry. Look what you've done! shame on you...
 
You should be banned because you know too much! 😌
 
Shame on you is only a term to be used against people who actually feel shame lol
However i ban you cause your guy has insomnia
 
You should be banned because he doen't have insomnia; he's jsut overworked and underpaid!
 
I BAN you just because I want to......plus I think it is because I had one too many "tansan yo mugi-cha".

G'night folks!
 
I ban you for writing in such big letters. Those have been banned by the national association for banning stuff. Therefore you are also banned for going against their regulations.

Foofoo is also against their regulations. Foofoo is banned.
 
You should be banned for bringing up obscure regulations that are never enforced!
 
They will be enforced soon. The president is very angry with you. Therefore, you should be banned.
EDIT: Lucky this post can apply to the above 2 people, but Frosty jumped in front of me agan!!!
 
You should be banned because the president is no longer around. He got banned (thank god!)
 
You should be banned for experimenting with your type style so much. Makes me actually have to think.

@ Kirie: Why is Hiro-san elected for president??? After all the crazy stuff I said to him, I'll certainly be tracked down by his secret service. I am doomed. Why can't Dutch be president? At least we could make him share that rum of his and we can all post in this thread while being drunk. Makes it all the more fun. But now Hiro-san rules the forum, I'm no longer sure of my existence as it was. To guarantuee my safety I have therefore decided to go into hiding. Anyone volunteering to go with me? Foofoo has already accepted my invitation. Wanna come too, Kirie? Although you banned Foofoo, he actually likes you for making great coffee and tea...and perhaps Kuroyume would be great company too. But only if you like camels ofcourse. Sukotto, you wanna come to our teaparty for persons in hiding for evil lord EH too? You have proven yourself quite a loyal poster in this thread and therefore I'm sure Kirie loves to offer you some of her delicious tea. God, what a lot of nonsense is written here...
 
You should be banned for not hearing the news. Anybody wondering why Hirohito hasn't shown his face? He's been assassinated! (actually, seriously. Where the hell is he?)

The new president is Dutch. Come to think of it... he isn't here either.
 
Yes, where are those naughty boys?!? but Hiro-san can't be assasinated. then I'll have to take care of his dinosaur too, which are very demanding. Make me new president! I'm very bad in politics and obviously very good in lying and talking nonsense, and furthermore I know absolutely nothing. Makes me the perfect president, right? ;p wanna be my vice-president, Kirie? I need someone to assist me in ruining my country and to make me some good tea and coffee...;p
 
You should be banned for not banning someone in your previous post, hence you no long have the "rights" of membership here to ban anyone else. That's because you went off topic here.
 
i ban you for the worst instance of bad English grammar i have ever seen in a post.
 
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