Why should you be banned!

[EmperorHirohito]

Drat and double drat, you should be banned for getting post #1900. Mind you this is now my 360th post on here lol. Very crafty PM lol

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

You should be banned for figuring out my plan!

Although the timing of your PM very nearly cost me the 1900th spot!

 

[EmperorHirohito]

You should be banned as I figured out your plan, making me read and reply to it kept me busy whilst you captured the post. I wont allow that to happen with post #2000. Im ready for it

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

You should be banned for setting impossible dreams!

 

[EmperorHirohito]

You should be banned for not letting me dream, and no its not a daydream, Im after post #2000 and hopefully my year of birth as we now in the 1900's.

Sorry for jumping in before you FrustratedDave........

 

[FrustratedDave]

You should be banned for making start to drink your avatar right now!

EmperorHirohito, you should be banned for posting before me and making me look silly., *****!

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

You should be banned for drinking my beer, oh the sweet nectar of the gods!!

 

[Davey]

You should be banned because I have to congratulate you on post 1900....

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

I can hardly ban you for that, now can I?

You should be banned for not leaving a comment on my blog!

 

[Kirie_Maiden]

You should be banned for begging for blog comments! It's not a popularity contest, you know.

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

You should be banned for getting in the way of my shameless self-promotion!

 

[frostyg02uk]

You are banned so that when you are gone i can drink your beer

 

[EmperorHirohito]

You should be banned for drinking MO's beer whilst he's away.........

 

[made of stone]

You should be banned for acting unilaterally on flagons of beer distraction

 

[Grandpa Frank]

WOW !!

You should be banned for having 92.6% of your posts in this thread, LOL.

Uncle Frank



Opps M of S got between EH and my post to him.

 

[made of stone]

You Uncle Frank should be banned for being one of the 76% of the population who make up more than 54.3% (but less than 78.21%) of their statistics on the spot (upon which they stand 100% of the time) lol



<edit> furthermore, you should be banned for:

1) letting my post get in the way of yours
2) having an 'a' and an 'e' and a 'u' in your user title, and discriminating against 'i' and 'o'
3) not helping me find my elephant (he has gone missing after his trip to Oxford)!

 

[EmperorHirohito]

You both should be banned for making me laugh out loud, what ever will the neighbours think??????

 

[made of stone]

You should be banned for letting it slip that you are not the chimp on the left stifling the laugh with his hands, and also that your neighbour is not chimp number 3 covering his ears from your cacophony of merriment - AHA, he must be number 2, and you are number 3!!

made of logical deduction involving primates

 

[frostyg02uk]

i was wondering where that elephant went.... i ban you for banishing it.

 

[made of stone]

You are banned for not keeping up with this thread, lol.

Obeika made me feel guilty about leaving him out all day in the sun, so I sent him off to take a look around a university for a day (in the hope it might inspire him to pay a bit more duty to his studies) but he's gone missing...

 

[KirinMan]

You should be banned for laying the blame on your missing elephant on poor little me when we all know it was due to your poor habits of not properly taking care of him that he just walked off.

You know he was just looking for a mate.

 

[made of stone]

You should be banned for thinking so low of us of us elephant lovers on the forum - he had his sun, his sunglasses, his desert, access to my library, his oasis, and his polo mint every day at 12 pm - what more does a mammal with a trunk need?!!

 

[EmperorHirohito]

You should be banned for thinking we are all going to leave your beer alone. Mines a pint please Obeika, nice and cold...............


and mos you are banned for posting before me.............

 

[frostyg02uk]

i ban you for your good idea that i didnt think of.
Ill have a pint of Asahi please Obeika. EH san said he'll get the next ones in ;o)

 

[KirinMan]

You both should be banned for wanting me to open the bar at 6AM.

MOS will be banned for talking about mammals and trunks and what their needs are.....