Why should you be banned!

You should be banned because I don't need English water... it sounds... weird....

I would love to have some Dutch tap water again though... damn how much I miss that.
 
..nothing wrong with our water...much.
I never got to try Dutch water...unless you count KLM's lol
Your banned for not bringing the Dutch water after i brought the choco
 
I brought the goya chanpuru, mimiga, and the yagi-shashimi...and there is enough for everyone, so you are banned again for not bringing enough for the "class"🙂
 
You should be banned for bringing all that food UNLESS that is, you also brought some Spam (r) with you!
 
You should be banned for not knowing that the spam is included in the goya chanpuru.🙂 I'm one step ahead of you, now all you have to do is bring the
 
You should be banned because I AM the beer! Just look at my avatar! You are what you eat (or in my case, imbibe)!
 
You should be banned because you have not bought me a beer yet.
 
You should be banned for changing your drink of preference just to fit into the conversation. We all know that you want rum not beer!
 
You should be banned because I want to drink alcohol, beer, rum, absint, etc...

As long as there is alcohol in it... Do you know how long I have been on this freaking ship with 10 other Jacks, monkey's, dreamons, etc.

waaaaaaa
 
You should be banned for forgetting that Davey Jones is going to come and get you if you are out at sea.....oh wait a minute Orlando Bloom took that part and he is a "nice" guy.

Oh well then all I can say to you is suffer......
 
You should be banned for pr1cking* my conscience about my elephant getting sunburnt a few pages back, and thus forcing me to give him a day off...

(he's gone sightseeing in Oxford btw) :(





* silly spelling to get around the ridiculous censoring of the phrase ' to ***** one's conscience' - honestly!
 
You should be banned for trying to get around the ******* censoring!
 
You should ****** be banned because you ******** cuss too much!!!!
 
You should be banned for your copious originality!
 
You should be banned for being made of stone!
 
You should be banned for making people think that EmperorHirohito and his family look like monkeys!

Mikawa, I just read a little of your site, very funny indeed! I am going to look at it in detail now. Thanks.
 
You should be banned as I have attained the pinnacle of humanly goodness by writing post #1900!!!!!!

Thanks, Dave! 🙂
 
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