J-rock looks that make you laugh

[Kinsao]

Haha - the Kyo/Mana thing just made me laugh trying to imagine what they would say to each other... It would be like dire punishment for each, I think! I can imagine that incident to sound like something out of 'Round the Horne'....

Mana is NOT having Kozi! Hands off him, Mana, or I will lock you in the cellar again and do unspeakable things to you! Understood?!?

Good plan to avoid work... I need to be more offputting, then people wouldn't ask for my help... which they do even though I am clearly disturbed And when I worked at the costume hire, I always used to get sent off down the dark and quiet end to help young men with their military outfits...

The photocopier at work is a Toshiba. I have been known to sing to it: "aishite mo, aishiterinai, kimi wa tatta hitori no Toshiba" accompanied by dancing, when I am in a good mood... it just seems to fit, somehow...

I like the sound of your invented Kyo noises. Maybe you can become a singer, yeah!

Hey that is such a good idea for the wedding invites! *imagines*

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Oh yes... such a good plan to avoid work well some don't care... they ask anyway... they ask the dumbest questions... when I was doing my demo two times and two separate people asked if they could check out at my table... I was like "Do you see a register... NO!"

Nah... I'm not good enough for that. I used to be able to sing... then I made fun of some guys singing and God smited me and stole my singing voice.

I know... I have to devise a plan to steal them. They made me put them on display so I couldn't keep them.

 

[drain_away]

lol @ Drain Away and dances

Sometimes I think this turns into more like a self-help discussion board than a place for discussing Japanese music...

ah, yes, we're all a bit off-kilter anyway though, aren't we??

Oh, i found myself doing a 'thank you for the food, mummy' dance after dinner...and my mum was like ☝ ...Hahaha, i hope she isn't planning to send me off to some mental hospital... That would be your fault because you influenced ppl, drain away.

oh sweet lord, what have i done?? you poor child...i am ashamed...

They are jellious.... your too awesome... don't let them get to you.

I was doing Kyo hand dances at work today... Also I was trying to make up my own weird noises, gasps, chokes, etc. like Kyo... I love watching Diru lives 10 swconds before I go to work... then I'm all weird and Kyo-ish. Customers don't want my help... it's a genious plan to avoid work.

I did my teaching demo today... it was actually fun. My wedding invites are cute... I wanted to write on them... I could have made jrocker yaoi wedding invites... it would have been truly beautiful *tears up a bit*

i try not to...
ah, yes, the hand dances... i love the hand dances!! i always do the bloody piano one from the Macabre DVD...i get strange looks...
☝ what kind of place do you work at?? and why didn't you make jrock yaoi wedding invites!? for shame!!

The photocopier at work is a Toshiba. I have been known to sing to it: "aishite mo, aishiterinai, kimi wa tatta hitori no Toshiba" accompanied by dancing, when I am in a good mood... it just seems to fit, somehow...

i always end up reffering to everything Toshiba as 'Toshiya'. i personally think it's a change for the better...

Oh yes... such a good plan to avoid work well some don't care... they ask anyway... they ask the dumbest questions... when I was doing my demo two times and two separate people asked if they could check out at my table... I was like "Do you see a register... NO!"

Nah... I'm not good enough for that. I used to be able to sing... then I made fun of some guys singing and God smited me and stole my singing voice.

i hate dumb people. :auch: really, for someone who prides themself on being open-minded, i have a rediculously low tolerence level for stupid people. i would end up hitting them.

there there *pats you on head* they probably deserved it...and i know how you feel...i'm only good at singing when no one is present. everytime people appear, God seems to decide i've done enough singing for the day... that's why i don't sing in front of people...it never seems to work...

 

[Kinsao]

Poor PKK *pats PKK* Errr... does it actually matter what it sounds like as long as you're enjoying yourself? Nooooo!

Toshiya.......... I'm on the brink, Drain Away, I'm on the brink! I often talk to inanimate objects, but I haven't yet begun to name them after jrockers... no doubt the day will come (possibly if I forget to take medication )

Nah - I couldn't do him the injustice. I mean - it's square, it's plastic, it's moody, it needs constant feeding, it's recalcitrant... no, I can't see the resemblance. Yet...

I suppose 'stupid' is relative. You seem to tolerate me so far, and I'm as stupid as they make 'em

I love singing, even in front of people (make that 'especially'). Whether they are so keen on it, is another matter... ☝

 

[drain_away]

i talk to inanimate objects too! actually last year during band practice one of my teachers caught me talking to the vibraphone (like a xylaphone except it...er...vibrates...) and he was like, '...are you yelling at the vibraphone??' i tried to explain to him that it was being disagreeable and was misbehaving itself beyond all reason (it was! the wheels were not cooperating!), but he couldn't quite seem to get far enough past the fact that i was repremanding a hunk of metal to understand. i don't know why. :?

it's an accident! i never mean to! it just comes out! like my best friend's little sister has the same tv as my older sister, and so i told her, 'oh hey, cool, my sister has that Toshiya TV.' i don't think she noticed though, she's so used to my insanity...(well, i mean, she'd have to be, right? she has been my best friend for 3 years already, so she'd have to be used to it...)

ah yes, well i suppose it is relative then, isn't it?? haha, don't worry, i don't find you stupid. strange, maybe, but then so am i, right? we are a good kind of stupid! go us!

who cares whether or not they're keen on it!? (i'm one to talk...) sing until their ears explode!! i will gladly help, so long as no one is actually listening!

 

[Pjusk]

some funny pics I just found

that pig head is distubing...maybe this wasn't the best pleace to post it...but it s kind of funny

 

[Dollporn]

Die with wind in his hai. One of my faves
But the one where they're on the ground eating is really damn great. Stashed up people doing down to earth things(litaerally in this case).

 

[drain_away]

i love the picnic and the Daisuke one!! those are great!!

oh man...the Gazette one is cool...Ruki looks so cool!!

 

[Kinsao]

The pig's head...! Those are cool.

 

[drain_away]

hey...where's totchi in the first pic??

 

[Kinsao]

It's anyone's guess. My guess is that he's gone to the bathroom...

 

[drain_away]

maybe he's taking the picture?? or the bathroom, yes...or he could be off secretly planning the untimely demise of some poor, unsuspecting victim...

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...yep, that sounds about right.

 

[miracle]

Oh my.... I wanna eat their bento.... *drool* Funny pics! XDXD Piggy head...

I often talk to inanimate objects, but I haven't yet begun to name them after jrockers...

Hm...i take my medication daily so i only find myself talking to inanimated objects once in a while. However, i named them though. The computer i shared with my sis...i named it Hyde. Hehe, for some reason. Once, i was telling my sis i'm going to give my Hyde a go before i sleep. And my sis was like, "Your Hyde? ...Oh, you mean my Gackt?" Mwehehe...i guess it is in the blood.

or he could be off secretly planning the untimely demise of some poor, unsuspecting victim...

Victim of...? :?

 

[Kinsao]

Once, i was telling my sis i'm going to give my Hyde a go before i sleep.

Sounds good to me...

Victim of...? :?

Victim of him, by the sound of it!

 

[drain_away]

Hm...i take my medication daily so i only find myself talking to inanimated objects once in a while. However, i named them though. The computer i shared with my sis...i named it Hyde. Hehe, for some reason. Once, i was telling my sis i'm going to give my Hyde a go before i sleep. And my sis was like, "Your Hyde? ...Oh, you mean my Gackt?" Mwehehe...i guess it is in the blood.

Victim of...? :?

...yeah, that sounds good to me too! i personally agree with your sister though, and would rather give Gackt a go...but that's just me...

victim of Toshi! i would gladly have him victimize me any day...

 

[Tsukasagirl]

Boars head ham!!!

 

[Kinsao]

This isn't exactly a jrock look that makes me laugh, but I figured I should post this on this thread because it's a sequel to the Shinya crotch thing - which *did* make me laugh... I found the original picture...



My, my - and to think I thought Shinya was femmy ☝ Can't imagine what ever gave me that idea...

I'd love to know what was the, erm, prelude of that photoshoot......

 

[drain_away]

500th post and I am still AWESOME!! *throws confetti*

i love that picture...although the avatar of it is a close second...

 

[Horizon]

I never knew Shinya could be so completely and utterly HOT! -drools-

I especially simply adore his collar and the boots...-wants-

 

[Kinsao]

... oh........... yeah. The boots.... the collar.... ............... I hadn't really noticed - my eyes were more, ummm, somewhere in between the two..... But........... yeah.

 

[Horizon]

You mean where his hands are? Or, more accurately, a little tiny bit beneath the area where his hands are?

And here's one of Hyde that I find particularly amusing (although I'm not entirely sure exactly why that is):

Although, apparently, I only have pictures of Hyde...

 

[Kinsao]

Well, I was thinking of that vicinity......

Hehe, Hyde... umm... maybe it's the fact that he's got such a dignified expression, while wearing what looks like necklaces that an old lady would donate to a rummage sale... (although I might be wrong - I can't see too clearly :? )

.... apparently?.....

 

[Horizon]

I thought so! -swells up with pride- xDD

And possibly. Possibly. Oh-so possibly...Although it migght also be that his entire outfit is just odd looking and his expression is slightly on the same page...

And okay...NOT apparently. A lie actually! I have some Miyavi! And possibly others! -nod, nod-

 

[drain_away]

i suppose after that avatar it's a bit difficult NOT to look there...i know i myself am having trouble...

that picture of Hyde is just... *dies of laughter* that is so awesome!!

 

[Horizon]

What avatar does everyone keep talking about?!? No one tells the little person who hasn't been here in ages! I feel oh-so...Something!

And I know that as well!