Why should you be banned!

You should be banned for mentioning whiskey to Tsuyoiko. Didn't you hear about her flying with the Wild Turkey until a crash landing and then she took a walk with Johnnie Walker Red? Most bars have a picture of her with the words 'No Whiskey. EVER.' in big bold letters on them.

:D
 
Super special BOUNCING ban!
*throws ban* *ban bounces over justin and hits Hezam*
You should be banned because I posted that from my phone, and it likes to be difficult. ^^

Now Justin! You should be banned because the comic in your siggy drives me insane ^^ cuz he falls backward instead of forwards and that just seems off to me
 
You should be banned because I am banning you from the electives helpdesk and I am currently surrounded by bewildered students
 
You should be banned because these students are not sufficiently helped to the point of non-bewilderment.
 
You should be banned because my phone is not new but it may well have saved my life this morning. As usual my colleague (who I ABHOR!!!) was muttering under his breath and drumming his fingers on the desk, so I screwed in my headphones and listened to Miss Marple MP3s to drown him out 😊
 
You should be banned because about 2 years ago I dropped my phone while riding my bike, but I didn't realise, I tried looking for it after work but with no luck, I went home and my mum said "did you lose your phone?", I asked how she knew and she said someone dropped it off with the police. I go down there and I'm told that someone found it on a bus...

The theory is someone picked up my phone on the sidewalk and intended to keep it, but that person lost the phone on the bus which was picked up by someone nice.
:D

Theres also the theory my phone decided to spring legs and head for the nearest available transportation to get the hell out of London and away from me.
 
You should be banned because my pone doesnt try to run away from me. It contents itself from making satanic sounds once in a while during conversations, beeping for no reason, and sending my friends text messages that consist of : !$&*^$*%%*&^(*&^%)))))&%%$$&*()_{}":>?"}_)*^#):>:
and the like ^^
 
You should be banned because I'm counting the minutes to 17:30 when my favourite Bangladeshi restaurant opens and I can order takeaway from my mate Ansar.
 
You should be banned because I blame YOU directly for the mess-ups at my University when it comes to my Japanese lessons. First we were told we were being taught by Ryoko Sassamoto, then Jonathan Bunt and now it's Mariko Collier. Also, we were told it was Wednesday so I hung around for three hours after my first lesson and was then told, "Nope, sorry, it's Friday." A day I was supposed to have off. ARGH!
 
You should be banned because I just gave you a pat on the back over the internets *patpat*
 
you should be banned because i burned my xbox360 when i tried to mod it ><
 
you should be banned because i have to mod it to play the copy games......
by the way ( i modded about 300 consols lol )
i failed only twice..
 
You should be banned because I have to learn all the Hiragana and Katakana in 11 weeks because I have a reading test then. Oh yeah... I obviously have to learn the language too.

I did manage to learn 20 of the Hiragana in one day though. Is that good?
 
You should be banned for getting so much time to learn all of the kana!

20 in one day is pretty good though. ^_^
 
Hehe, thank you!

You should be banned because I thought that 11 weeks wouldn't be enough. lol.
 
hmm..is it in Victoria ( a city in Zimbabwe ) ?
and you should be banned if it's not there ^^
*nice game by the way,to be posted in a new thread*
 
You should be banned because my phone finally died forever today DX
It just wont charge anyore
 
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