Why should you be banned!

[Ashikaga]

You should be banned for suggesting that such a thing is even possible.

 

[Zentron]

You should be banned for not walking that dog enough.... look at the poor critter, staring out onto the world that it is missing!

 

[tada]

You should be banned because he's obviously happy.

 

[Aurura]

You should be banned because the picture of the dog does not neccessarily depict the emotional well-being of the same dog *right now*. And I'm getting too technical about it, so I should be banned too.. please proceed, next poster...

 

[tada]

I don't even need a reason because you banned yourself.

 

[Aurura]

um.. so, since he didn't ban me... has this thread now ended?
well, just in case it hasn't:
You should be banned for not banning me *anyway*!

 

[tada]

You should be banned for thinking this thread could end. There shall be no end to the madness!

 

[Zentron]

You should be banned for not knowing that this thread will close at 6000 bans........ because I said so!

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

You should be banned for having illusions of grandeur!

 

[Sukotto]

i still say somebody ought to be banned for The Band.
why not you?

 

[Zentron]

You should be banned because I am half way through watching 'Das Boot'.... finally!

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

You should be banned for watching that movie HOW many years after it was made?

 

[Zentron]

You should be banned for not knowing that classic films have no time limit!!

 

[tada]

You should be banned because they do. It's called the length of the movie.

 

[Zentron]

You should be banned for trying to be funny!

 

[tada]

You should be banned because if no one tried to be funny, the world would be a very dull place.

 

[Tsuyoiko]

You should be banned because not only do you try to be funny, you often succeed.

 

[Zentron]

You should be banned because my mum just spilled coffee on my latest artwork, so I am banning you in place of me mother as I can't ban her in this thread!!

 

[Aurura]

...that's a hard one to respond to.. Sorry to hear hat... :sorry: Hope your artwork was salvagable.

So to change the subject for the thread's continuity's sake:

You should be banned for it being Monday! It's -hard- to get up & go on a Monday!

 

[Zentron]

Thanks.... it was a masterpiece an'all!

Right then. You should be banned for speaking the truth about Mondays, for example, I myself, did not get up until 1:35 in the afternoon!!

 

[Tsuyoiko]

You should be banned for making it your mission in life to make me comment on your being nocturnal

 

[Zentron]

You should be banned for not knowing that I am not nocturnal!!

 

[Ashikaga]

You should be banned for throwing out words like "artwork" and "masterpiece" when the "artwork" your mother spilled coffee on was one of those drawings you have in the Ecchi Gallery on your site. Your poor mother must have done it on purpose to save her son's soul from his evil and perverted ways for sure.

 

[Zentron]

You should be banned for implying my drawing was perverse, when it is in fact a drawing for a non-pervy competition, and also for the fact that my time of this replies posting is 3:10 am!

 

[Tsuyoiko]

You should be banned because you know why