Why should you be banned!

banned because it is my birthday today and I feel like banning

*Ashi-kun* I hand picked the prezzies so there's isn't anything I don't want... soz :D
 
You should be banned AND grounded for a week for throwing a hissy fit during your birthday party just because your piece of the cake was slightly smaller and one strawberry short than Katie's, and for using a "bad" word when referring to Katie's mom.
 
Banned for not knowing that I am on a ban from sweet foods and that I really don't like strawberries!
 
You should be banned for continuously writing in only sentence fragments on this thread!
 
You should be banned for banning me for the exact same thing that I banned the previous banner in this banning thread of which I frequently ban other members, so you are banned from banning me for the same reason that I banned the previous member and are therefore banned
 
You should be banned for not knowing that I can alter the weather wherever and whenever I feel like it!!
 
In that case, you should be banned UNLESS you drop the temperature where I'm at by about 6 or 7 degrees Centigrade in the next hour or so.
 
You should be banned for not having original thoughts!
 
You should be banned for starting a knife fight with a monkey over Pocky.
 
You should be banned for believing that rumour! It wasn't a monkey, it was an orangatan, and it was over Men's Pocky! It's totally different!
 
You should be banned under your arms so you can raise your arm and be SURE!

Confidence, Confidence
Dry and Secure
Raise your Arm
If you're Sure!

(Wait a minute, Ban is a different brand.....oh well)
 
You should be banned under your arms so you can raise your arm and be SURE!

Confidence, Confidence
Dry and Secure
Raise your Arm
If you're Sure!

(Wait a minute, Ban is a different brand.....oh well)

ROTFLMAO here! But I wish I had a bucketful of the stuff as hot as it is now.😌 That smilie may say relieved, but to me it's just wiping off the sweat.

You should be banned to criticise the suggestions of a god!

You should be banned for thinking you are a God........I am the Mother's Milk of the God's.
 
You should be banned for skipping over Ossan's failed attempt at comedy by quoting the wrong jingle.... It was BEGGING for a ban!

*edit*
OK, someone ban me for not being fast enough with my post. ::arghh::
 
As you wish, you should be banned for being s l o w !
 
You should be banned because I am up at half six on a Saturday ready to go to training for my new job. Waaaaaa!!!!!

Oh, and for being too happy this early in the morning.
 
You should be banned for focusing too much on a trivial matter such as your job and slacking in your banning duty here.
 
You should be banned for calling my job trivial! If I don't earn money, I can't pay for the internet and I can't ban!!!
 
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