Why should you be banned!

[Sensuikan San]

And you, sir, definitely should be banned for trying to "come on" to much younger ladies with the "my dear" line!

Give me a break!

ﾆ淡ﾆ停?｡ﾆ停?

 

[Kirie_Maiden]

And you, my good man, should be banned for misinterpreting his intentions! Haha. What a filthy mind you have.

 

[Ashikaga]

You should be banned for farting everytime you type the letter H. 6 times in a single post?? Get a hold of yourself!!

 

[Kirie_Maiden]

You should be banned for the popularity yet addictive properties of Pocky. It's like Myspace. You want to join it, but something within you tells you not to follow the herd... BUT IT'S SO ADDICTIVE.

Unlike Facebook... which is pure evil.

 

[Ashikaga]

You should be banned for brazenly ignoring the Pocky law and eating Men's Pocky which, as everyone knows, is only meant for MEN.

 

[Kirie_Maiden]

You should be banned because, against my personal laws, I have been eating the pink Pocky, which is only for PEOPLE WHO LIKE PINK.

Which I don't. Colour from HELL.

 

[Seon-a Kim]

For not loving me T-T

 

[tada]

You should be banned because your avatar has an outdated flag.

 

[Ashikaga]

You should be banned for having an avatar that can only be seen by people with IQs of 200 and up, making those who can't see it feel bad about themselves.

That is a very hot picture of Oprah Winfrey in your avatar.

 

[Kirie_Maiden]

You should be banned for being... severely strange. Not that it's a bad thing!!!

 

[Mycernius]

You should be banned because the good will not eventually triumph. Entropy is the end, we're doomed I tell ye, doomed, doomed,

DOOMED.​

 

[Kirie_Maiden]

Argh! You should be banned for scaring me with such large and red text!

 

[Mycernius]

You should be banned for being scared of big red text​

 

[Kirie_Maiden]

you Should Be Banned Because We're Gonna Fill The Page At This Rate.

 

[Zentron]

banned for using big, underlined red text

 

[Ashikaga]

You should be banned for not having enough chutzpah to go bold, red & underlined.

 

[davetfridge]

You should be banned for not realizing the subtle and unnerving effect of being understated.

 

[Zentron]

banned for multiple counts of farting in a crowded elevator

 

[Mycernius]

You (who from henceforth shall be refered to as the banee) are banned by myself (henceforth refered to as the banner) for the following reasons:

1. The Banee has repeatedly banned previous posters (henceforth refered to as post-banees) on friviolous charges.
2. The Bannee has himself been a post-banee, yet returns to ban other members (henceforth refered to as pre-banees), whether they be pre-banees or post-banees.
3. The Banee has no evidence except what the pre-banee has said to ban the pre-banee to make that pre-banee a post-banee.
4. The Banee is himself an inconsistant post-banee.
5. The Banee is not only making false charges, but post-banees have become pre-banees to ban the banee to make him a post-benee to continue the cycle of banee becoming post-banee to have to retort to become a pre-banee to ban the pre-banee banee to become a post-banee.
6. The banner has banned the banee in the past, but the banee has ignored the banners pre-banee status forcing the banner to become a post-banee and having to return to rectify the situation to make the banee, a pre-banee, a post banee.
7. For making the situation intolerable the banee is now removed from the status of pre-banee to post-banee by the banner, who is now in the role of pre-banee

Signed by the Banner
Mycernius

Witnessed by:
Nermal (my cat and legal representive)
Mooragh (my dog and legal advisor)

Issued by Confusem and Baffle, Legal represenatives to the Jref forum.

 

[Zentron]

banned for writing some confusing reason for banning.... oh, and for spelling mistakes too

 

[Kirie_Maiden]

You should be banned because I just got a job, and have a lovely new haircut but I am too cold and hungry and annoyed to be happy about it.

 

[AroundTheWorld]

You're banned because you're not me! That's how the world works now! 'cause I'm an Amerrcan! Amerrca is the greatest country in the world. Amerrca kicks ***. Aint no country in Amerrca like Amerrca. If you don't like Amerrca, you can get the hell out. Head over to Afghanistan, try to find Amerrca over there. You can't, cuz it's here, right here, in Amerrca. Amerrca is the Land of the Free. Amerrca is a free country. Amerrcans love freedom. Only country in the world that loves freedom more than Amerrca is Hawaii. I love freedom. I love Amerrca. Amerrca is the only place on the planet that matters. Some anti-Amerrcan liberal told me that this planet is called Earth, but it should be called Amerrca. I love Planet Amerrca more than I love my own mother. You know what my mother's name is? Her name's Amerrca. My daughter's name's Amerrca too. I tried to name my son Amerrca too, but I got distracted by an Amerrcan flag on the TV. I ended up naming him President George Washington instead. I didn't give him a middle name. Amerrcan's don't need middle names to kick ***. They just need to be Amerrcan. Sometimes I hold little President George Washington Amerrca in my arms and I think about how great it is to be an Amerrcan. I watched a firework show for Independance Day, and thought about all the things Amerrca invented, like cars, computers, houses, oil rigs, Cadillacs, and fireworks. Amerrca invented all that stuff because of how Amerrcan it was. Now it's more Amerrcan than ever. Amerrca is the most Amerrcan place on Planet Amerrca.

 

[KitsuraU.]

Um, you should be banned because you spelled America wrong more than once!

 

[Zentron]

banned for using the 'Poh' smiley

 

[KitsuraU.]

banned for not thinking the poh smiley is cool.