Why should you be banned!

you should be banned because i passed your house and i stole something outta the fridge, check out for yourself :)
 
heeeeeeeeyyy I wonder who the crazy blond girl is your talking about *making a clueless looking face*. no wonder, why, ow why did you have to kill Kirie??? now I'm without coffee, chocolates and rum. Do you have any clue what you've just done? Guess you can stop worrying about the Zaibatsu and start worrying about that crazy blond girl. and for your information, she's not carrying a shotgun, they're soooo passe. She's chasing you in her lightblue Aston Martin DB9 with Saint Tropez-coloured leather, with her historybook lying in the back. Believe me, it's way more lethal than a shotgun, it weighs the same as an elephant. Luckily it is immensely slowing down the speed of the crazy chick her car, and she'll probably have a cup of coffee first while letting the engine of the car cool down. You may join in the coffee-drinking process. It is merely my killer-historybook you should be frightened of, I'm a rather nice and chatty girl whenever I drink coffee ;p kyaaa I will sooooooooo never forgive you for killing Kirie! Unless you bribe me with coffee ofcourse ;p
 
You should be banned because killing your henchmen was easier then killing a musquito with my handmade hashi.(chopsticks)

and also this was easier then killing the Zaibatsu.
 
You should be banned because poor Kirie stood no chance at all against you. You're a ninja after all. Quite unfair if you ask me....and give that chocolate back! I want it soooooooo badly. Are you bribable? pleeaaassee...just name anything you want!

*thinks deeply: chocolate, chocolate, come my precious chocolate, my precious, my precious...*
 
you should be banned for still keeping the chocolate....I'm doomed.....naahhhhh tomorrow I'll try again to convince you to bribe me. or I'm going to watch uhhhhhh 'the league of extraordinairy gentlemen' again...naaaahhh I'll tape it, perhaps, dunno, I know nothing...that's the damn problem ofcourse...if I only knew something, hm anyone offering their intelligence to me? or coffee (is the same in my eyes)...
 
You all should be banned because I've again been having internet connection problems! Oh, well, the trials of a high-tech life ......
 
you should be banned because you randomly joined this thread. first you must be baptized into the church of banning.
 
You should be banned for forcing your religion upon others... even if it is the almighty church of banning...
 
You should be banned for putting the words 'almighty' and 'church'(makes me think of Christianity) in one sentence. Look what you've done! You've reminded me of "Bruce Almighty". omg, that was one reallreallyreally bad movie. haha although I have to admit Morgan Freeman did a very proper job as God. I know I'll have to see "Evan Almighty" sooner or later too, there's no escaping that faith thanks to my little sister ;p haha but I won't mind, Lauren Graham's there too after all. (Gilmore Girls!!) ;p
 
you should be banned because you are called w'one'ngzerO in human language one and zero w1 ng zero

(:p its just a joke don't take it serious please don't begin about my ai otsuka sign/ava 😌 LOL!)
 
You should be banned for thinking we'd take you seriously. Haha, as if.

(:pThis is a joke too. Don't be offended.:p)
 
You should be banned because you are a sick+weird and totally not funny, and please put on the light in your room because its dark! or is that you thats blocking the light?


(:p this is also a 'sort' of joke, you also don't be offended okay henchmen of the president :p now that Zaibatsu has joined me i have more men to hunt after you too!)
 
You should be banned for even thinking about going hunting after her with more men. That makes you seem like a stalker, and quite a creepy one at that. 👍
 
You should be banned because this is the only post I'm going to make on the forum tonight, haha very pathetic.
 
you should be banned because you are back from the store.

and the president should be banned because she is still alive? thought i killed you yesterday night with a rope? :s oops i maybe mistaken from girl
 
you should be banned because if I'm still alive (I think so, or this is Dawn of the Dead), then the girl you killed last night must have been Kirie...nooooooooohhh YOU KILLED KIRIE TWICE?? ;p haha well, I guess you like doing things proper. And now I'm going to sleep mhuahahah .... nooooh have to get up at six tomorrow...don't want tooooo...hate world.....byebye
 

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