Why should you be banned!

[EmperorHirohito]

You should be banned as I havent got it lol

 

[Half-n-Half]

You should be banned for not giving a good reason for banning...and having Captain Jack Sparrow as your avatar...

 

[KirinMan]

You should be banned for not realizing that EH is now crying in his beer because I let Dutch get the 2500th post.

 

[Half-n-Half]

You should be banned for making me waste my time in this thread.

 

[KirinMan]

You should be banned for blaming someone else for your own weaknesses.

 

[Clawn]

You should be banned for cleverly shifting the attention away from yourself! The shame!

 

[Juno333]

you should be banned firstly because I have this really nice tan and secondly because I got the feeling that I have not banned you very much and therefore I should properly make up for it, shouldn't I? Thirdly I ban you because 9 hours have passed since you posted this, and no one took the trouble to post another message since then. Furthermore, fortly I ban you because I feel like banning you and ofcourse fiftly I ban you for not stopping me from returning from Italy, because now this thread has a serious problem since I'M BACK and I'm going to speed up the posting rate so much that it will be impossible to comprehend this thread any longer.

Sixtly I would like to ban all of you people for posting so incredibly much in the time I was away...you are truly amazing. Well, these 6 bans should make up for my two weeks of absence. Sorry Clawn, that I had to take it all out on you, but well: Tough luck, tough life. however this annoying post DOES give you the right to ban me back even more annoying ofcourse.

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

You should be banned for giving such good practice for my speed reading!

 

[Juno333]

you should be banned for giving me such a nice complement, while everyone knows that I do not deserve one. well, thanks anyway.

 

[Sukotto]

you should be banned for accepting a compliment

 

[Juno333]

you should be banned since I cannot remember knowing you, for which I sincerely apologize. you have 600 posts? huh well, I suppose you actually post outside of the chitchat sector...bravo. I have not yet come to that. because then I have to think of posts that actually make sense, makes my head hurt, especially in holidays. but well, I'll manage.

 

[Clawn]

You should be banned for using such a lengthy amount typing to try and convey a simple message that easily could've been summed up in only a few words. As well, you are henceforth banned for taking your frustration out on me. You should feel the sadness and utter sorrow I felt upon reading your harsh words of unkindness, cutting to my very core, slowly ripping apart my soul. Of all the accusations you brought against me, one struck me hardest. Its almost always cloudy here so how on earth do you propose that I get a tan as nice as yours!? THEREFORE I ban you for being insensitive and a braggart. I also ban you for not realizing that simple medicines can be used to cure headaches and allow you to romp about the forums.

 

[Juno333]

I ban you for not allowing me to write lengthy messages. It is what I do best my friend, please help me out here ;p! You should also be banned for being hurt so easily, didn't your mother learn you to just laugh at silly people like me. Boy o boy, you still got a long way to go. You should ask Hiro-san. He knows all about it. And I wasn't boasting about my tan, well a little bit then. But for us, poor Dutch girls it's nearly impossible to achieve such a thing as a tan, no matter how hard we try. And about the clouds...After two weeks of an average temperature of 40 degrees, I'm back in the Netherlands where it's momentarily raining and there's a storm going on outside. So praise yourself happy with just the lovely clouds! Ow look, I've written another long message, aren't you proud of me, Clawn?

 

[Sukotto]

you should be banned for the 40 degree temperatures

 

[Juno333]

I should, shouldn't I? You should be banned for not forseeing God's direct punishment by letting the Netherlands have an monsoon during the summer holidays. What did I do wrong to deserve this!!

 

[Clawn]

I ban you for assuming that I was proud of you, and for assuming that all we have are clouds, when for the past week it has been raining as though a hurricane were passing through! I also think you should be banned for not realizing that people can be sensitive and fragile, like a glass cup, or a house made of playing cards. I also believe you should be banned for improper grammar, my mother never "learned" me anything. And it was a certain talking dinosaur who taught me to laugh at silly people (or dinosaurs). I can assure you, however, that he was most unlike you. I now come to my final point, and it is this: Long posts make people's eyes hurt, especially mine, for my eyesight diminishes day by day. Faces in the picture across the room become only a blur to me, and reading long lines of tiny text only help to enhance the speed in which blindness comes to me! For those reasons you are banned. Good day. *tips hat*

Also, you should be banned for questioning God's right to punish whoever he wishes, for whatever he wishes, whenever he wishes!

 

[Kirie_Maiden]

You should be banned for changing your avatar. Where's Kakashi gone??? And for having that long post. Where's my painkillers?

 

[Juno333]

You should be banned for being so damn hypocrite when it comes to writing long messages. Shame on you! well actually not. I like people who are hypocrite, it's a quality I quite value. Hypocracy is what makes the world goes round, and sarcasm makes me smile the most. Ow my I sound like the Grinch, hooray, have finally achieved a very important goal in my life. I have a dinosaur too, a pink one. And a pink spider. But once again you should ask Hiro-san about that too. He has a purple dinosaur he says! I'm very sorry to hear about your blindness, but you know: "If it's worth doing, then do it good." So become blind or not. make up your mind. If I may advice you, you'd better not go blind, because then being active on this forum will be slightly more difficult. What kind of hat are you wearing, I am wondering, I hope it's a black bowler, like in that scene at the end of 'The Thomas Crown Affair', that would be great! and last but certainly not least: If God doesn't punish me, I'm out of control...who will punish me then? You?

Hey Kirie Maiden....what are you doing sabotaging my evil post. Get out of the way, I'm especially dangerous today. or like monty Python would say: "I'll bite off your legs" and I bet yours are really pretty too...so you wouldn't want that to happen. I ban you since I don't have the faintest idea who Kakashi is ;p

 

[Kirie_Maiden]

I ban you for calling me hypocritical! Where was my last long post???

And for not knowing who Kakashi is. Shame on you!

And... my legs aren't pretty... so I ban you for being presumptiuous!!!

 

[Juno333]

And I ban you for not realising that I was calling Clawn hypocrite, but you responded too fast (a familiar phenomon in this thread) and I was too lazy too retype everything. Besides, don't be so modest. Even if your legs aren't pretty, you can at least let the guys at this forum think they are! Yatta, Girl Power!

 

[Kirie_Maiden]

Haha. I ban you for... erm... not picking up on my joke!!! Heh. My legs ARE pretty. You hear that fellas??? Hahaha.

 

[Juno333]

I ban you because I have to interrupt this interesting conversation about your legs for my dinner. Way to go, girl! you see that fellas? I'll be back.

 

[Clawn]

You should be banned for using the word "fellas". That word hasn't been used since the 60's. Also, you should be banned for having dinner just after I finished eating lunch.

 

[Juno333]

You should be banned for not realizing that "fellas" is a pretty cool word. Have you not seen "Goodfellas" with Robert de Niro, Ray Liotta, Joe Pesci and Paul Sorvino?!? It's a total masterpiece from the hands of Martin Scorcese and a veryveryvery cool movie. And therefore I hereby grant the word 'fellas' the cool-status! Try messing with that, Donnie Brasco...all hail Johnny Depp.

 

[Kirie_Maiden]

You should (not) be banned for hailing Johnny Depp.