Why should you be banned!

[EmperorHirohito]

You should be banned as I would rather look in the mirror than read that paper lol

 

[made of stone]

You should be banned for implying that to look in the mirror is far from a pleasure for you - you are quite obviously from solid and good-looking chimpy gene stock!

You should proudly wear your monkey DNA on your...er...cage...

 

[EmperorHirohito]

You should be banned for not realising that my cage is very plush, its got all the mod-cons dont you know, including colour television to boot......

 

[made of stone]

You should be banned for having a boot in your cage sat near the TV - the heat and negative ions will most likely set off a chemical and fungal reaction that will signify the end of the world!!

(How inconsiderate some chimps can be these days, tsk tsk, it wasn't like that back when Monkey was buried on the mountain for all those eons - and what would Tripitaka say??!!)

 

[EmperorHirohito]

You should be banned for reminding me of Monkey, whats next? The great Water Margin........

 

[made of stone]

You should be banned for reminding me of that other great classic which (as I recall) had an ending, while Monkey (born from a stone egg on a mountain top, naturally) did not.

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

You should be banned while I watch these classics at a separate location!

 

[Sukotto]

You should be banned because you are not EmperorHirohito

 

[KirinMan]

You should be banned because you think he should be EH, imo one of him, is enough.

 

[frostyg02uk]

I ban you for thinking one is enough. If we had at least 3 im sure we'd be at post 4000 by now lol

 

[KirinMan]

You should be banned for thinking that! If there were 3 or 4 of you, MO, DB, EH and little ol' me we'd be at 10,000 already.

 

[Sukotto]

You should be banned because you have not been yet banned

 

[KirinMan]

You should be banned for not realizing that I have be banned 251 times on this thread only following EH and MO with 378 and 257 bans respectively.

 

[Sukotto]

You should be banned for not staying banned

 

[frostyg02uk]

I ban you for not knowing that really...there are numerous copies of us all controlled by the "real me" that do stay banned but for each one that does another 5 come in their place. so the only one not staying banned is anata.

PS should be real us haha but i thought id get an Ayumi song in there.

 

[maushan3]

You are banned for being cocky.

Mauricio

 

[Sukotto]

you should be banned for totally confusing me and then trying to cover it up using another persona named maushan3, who should be banned for allowing his screen name to be used in such a trans-national seemingly conspiratorial just the way it is way.

 

[Kirie_Maiden]

You should be banned for not doing. It's perfectly normal these days!

 

[MummyMia]

you should be banned as I havent a clue what is going on on here lol........
that will teach me to let EH have the computer for a few days

 

[KirinMan]

You should be banned for posting a self potrait avatar......ummm....EH is one lucky man.

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

You should be banned for banning such a beautiful vixen!

 

[KirinMan]

You should be banned for not realizing that I was banning her in the first place because she was in the company of another person that I wanted to ban .........Oh I give up....YOU are right....I should be banned for banning Mummy.

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

I certainly can not ban you for agreeing with me, but you should be banned for taking so long to come to your senses! lol

 

[KirinMan]

You should be banned for not hitting me over the head sooner!

Mummy where did you go............?

 

[EmperorHirohito]

You should be banned as Mummy has gone to bed, Ive got control of the keyboard now, starts polishing the barrels.................