Why should you be banned!

You should be banned because it's raining here, which means that I won't be able to prune the trees I wanted to get done this week!
 
You should be banned for blaming the weather for preventing you from pruning those trees, havent you heard of an Umbrella Mikawa?
 
You should be banned for promoting such unsafe practices! Holding an umbrella in one hand while pruning the tree with the other while standing on the top of a ladder is just ridiculous! ☔
 
You should be banned because it's not raining by you. Whatever would you need an umbrella for?
 
You should be banned for not knowing that I have got a big golfing umbrella here, I do use it sometimes when its raining outside, it stops me getting wet......
 
You should be banned because it's not raining by you. Whatever would you need an umbrella for?
You should be banned for not knowing that I have got a big golfing umbrella here, I do use it sometimes when its raining outside, it stops me getting wet......
You should be banned for missing the operative word in my previous post. I have taken the liberty to highlight that word for the semi-literate.
 
You should be banned as it could well be raining over in the UK at the moment, but its not worst luck, we had a coulpe of dry days, most unusual lol
 
You should be banned for not factoring in the possibility that I checked the weather by you online before making my post!

If you want some rain, I can try to find a way to send the typhoon to you. It's bringing a fair amount of rainfall!
 
You should be banned for checking up on me, are you sure you are not Big Brother by any chance? As for the rain in your area, please dont send it my way, I want to move my patio tomorrow, the ground is nice and dry now.........
 
You should be banne for first calling it "worst luck" that it'S not raining, and then turning around and hoping for no rain! Which is it, man?!?!
 
You two should be banned for having a conversation on the computer when you could do it face to face if I am not mistaken.
 
You should be banned for beating me (by a number of seconds) to that post!
 
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You should be banned for being 2 posts too late!
 
You should be banned as I can only say this........

Theres a lady whos sure
All that glitters is gold
And shes buying a stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and shes buying a stairway to heaven.
 
You should be banned for falling off your rocker! And I second the motion that you be banned for your previous post as well. How in blazes do you suggest we have a conversation face to face when we live literally on opposite sides of the world?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

EDIT: Rats!

EH should be banned for his delusional state. Clearly anyone can quote Led Zepplin if they chose!
 
LOL You should be banned as one day we may actually go and chat in the chat room, after all me and Uncle Frank have chatted in the chat room.
 
You should be banned for thinking in the figurative and thereby encouraging Obeika for an idea which cost him being banned no less than twice!
 
You should be banned for falling off your rocker! And I second the motion that you be banned for your previous post as well. How in blazes do you suggest we have a conversation face to face when we live literally on opposite sides of the world?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Actually I should be banned because when I opened this thread it opened to the first unread post and not the end of the thread in this case so I was replying to 1668 and 1669

As the Mummy and EH replied to each other, hence my post. Now you should be banned for making me write all of that, and for forcing me to skip banning EH who I ban now just for the heck of it, along with Mummy Mia because she played a part in the dastardly deed as well. Making me feel as if I was off my rocker that is.
 
You should be banned for being jealous that I've surpassed your post count in this thread! Hahaha! I'm #2! I'm #2!

We are (almost) the champions, my friend!

MO: 199
OB: 193
 
You should be banned for raining on my parade. It took a lot of non-work to post that many times in this thread!
 
You should be banned for non-working too hard, I put a lot of thought and non work into my posts here too you know.

Oh and now I am one step close to being number 2 again.
 
You should be banned because I have finally done it!!!!!!

I HAVE POST #1700!!!!!
 
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