Why should you be banned!

You should be banned for the following three reasons, firstly you need not apologize for not knowing Maiden lyrics, secondly for getting post #1650 (mind you I let you get it lol), and lastly as I do go off and read other threads on this forum now and then, one about tuna has just caught my eye.......
 
You should be banned because,

if ya gonna die,
ya gonna die!
 
You should be banned as I can only say this.....

We want Information, Information, Information,
Who are you?
The new Number Two,
Who's Number One,
You are Number Six,
I am not a number, I am a free man,

Evil laugh before drum and bass guitar intro
 
That was the intro to the song "The Prisoner", right? (based on the TV series of course)

You should be banned as you are NOT the only person who could have said that!👍
 
You should be banned as you know about 60's British TV, yes that was the intro to the song about the series, I also like its prequel Dangerman, there is something about Under the Lake that makes me say 'Oh thats nearly my surname'
 
You should be banned for hiding your true identity, Justin Timberlake! (I hope this joke isn't too opaque!)

Actually, it's not so much that I know about 60's British TV as much as I was a huge Maiden fan in my youth.
 
You should be banned for feeling old, you cane-weilding gum sucking bent over dirty old man, you!:p
 
You should be banned for assuming I can still chew gum, hell I aint got any teeth left how the heck am I gonna chew gum?
 
You should be banned because that's not the kind of gums I was referring to, you old codger, you! :p
 
You should be banned for never putting that book down. Are you ever going to read the sequel?
 
You should be banned for not realizing that I actually can't read, yet I carry around that book all the time to fool others into thinking I am a man who enjoys literature. :(
 
You should be banned for thinking there is a movie of the book, it could well be the book of the movie of the book.......
 
you should all be banned for posting 291 posts for me to read since i last been in here, but at least i got my favorite number at the end of this post.......
 
You should be banned for posting so much on one thread! Spread the wealth, man! :p
 
Then you should be banned for not making a name for yourself!
 
You should be banned saying you are a poor man, while you are having 3 monkeys... I don't have the money to buy 3 monkeys....


Ow, I do....
 
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