Why should you be banned!

You should be banned for using the D and H words on a G-rated thread! And yes, I think the first version is better, though I haven't seen the second version!
 
You should be banned for being very ambitious and wanting the 20,000th post! Or is it that you're the 20,000th postman?
 
You should be banned for noticing that Im very ambitious, and No Im not a Post Man, I just post on here lol, nearly there.........
 
You should be banned because it's time for me to get off here and I'm still behind in a trail of dust left by more ambitious posters ..........
 
You should be banned as you are leaving me alone on here, Im scared, there are huge spiders in the corners, see you when you return :)
 
You should be banned for thinking you are alone, big brother is always watching over you! Which seems to be particularly true for those that live in or around London!
 
You should be banned as you are not alone - you'll have plenty of company - open the curtains and the spiders are just shadows on the wall ........

And Obeika should be banned for being paranoid! (See, EH, you'll have plenty of company......)
 
You should be banned for stepping in in the nick of time, and Yes Big Brother is watching us all, I just wish he wouldnt snore so much.......

And Sara should be banned for jumping the queue......
 
You should be banned for letting all those creatures into the house from your ever present forest.

Drat that EH evil monkey man.....he beat me again! But I got post 1485!
 
You should be banned as you posted your last post you have now given me the chance to post my 300th post on here!!!!
YES!!!!!!
 
Your banned for saying "aboot", I here by declare that only Canadians are allowed to say "aboot"!
 
You should be banned because I am always a booting my computer to get to here and ban someone.
 
I ban you in the name of.....breakfast, I reallyreallyreally need to get some! Will be back later xxx (or quoting Arnie once again: I'll be back!)
 
I ban everyone from the 1001st to the 11499th post.


HAHAHA......it's MINE

Well there goes my second 10 seconds of fame:(
 
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