Why should you be banned!

You should be banned for thinking the monkey was Michael Jackson's brother. Just look at the nose. I know the ressemblance is great, only the nose differs a great deal, If you were to be a Michael-Jackson-nose-recogniser you would've known. I'm deeply dissapointed ;p!
 
you should be banned because you know every detail of WackoJacko.
what's wrong with girls these days.

-Herbs ijuuyr
 
You should be banned for assuming that I do, just scandalous ;p! I have my pride too. Besides I'm blond now, so my IQ dropped probably 12 points and I'm just waiting for the arrival of the moment when I start liking Britney Spears and Paris Hilton (I hope I'm still a far way off, although my hair is reallyreallyreally blond now). What's with the cute way of writing your name? I suppose you want to keep your identity secret...;p mata ne
 
You should be banned for even threatening to like Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. Next thing you know your story will be on CNN (Must be said in a James Earl Jones voice)
 
You should be banned for thinking I can't get on CNN without the help of Britney and Paris. I have my ways, you know! ;p
 
You should be banned for mentioning Britney and Paris. One's a nutcase and the other went to prison. Bad Road!!!
 
you should be banned for not having fun in mocking people. But don't worry, if nor Britney nor Paris is the person-to-mock you look for, you can always take it out on me...I'm cool with that. At least there will be some spirit in this thread again...where did everybody important run off to tonight anyway? It seems like only you, me and Mycernius will be holding the flag high tonight.
 
You should be banned for being right. I am just waiting for Hirohito, Obeika, Dutch and the others to come online. Oh well, we can ban each other. 👍
 
You should be banned because your self-confidence is too overwhelming...It actually made me swoon. How did you like the monkey?
 
Finally! I can ban you!!!

You should be banned for having an English Flag and saying you're from Portmeirion. Isn't that Wales???


I've waited so long to ban you for that...

EDIT: I ban Juno for spoiling my chance!!! Dammit!!!
 
You should be banned for pointing that out to me lol, the reason is simple, Portmeirion is my spiritual home, my real location is known to a few as I have a daughter on here and I dont put the same location so that people dont know Im her dad. And I ban you for waiting that long lol......
 
You should be banned for troubling this forum with the presence of more than one generation of your family. Is she posting in this thread too?! ;p doko? doko? I hope she's not monkey-obsessed, is she?
 
You should be banned for trying to get information out of me, the only person who does that is Number Two, he just says 'We Want Information, Information, Information' .......
 
You should be banned for privileging Number Two. Shall I talk like those seagulls in Finding Nemo (and no it's not my movie, I have a little sister too, you know)? "Mine, Mine, Mine!" beat that, Number Two!
 
You should be banned as Number Two has just spoken to his boss Number One who says seagulls dont bother him, the feathers are abit chewy though in Seagull Pie, must pluck them completely.
 
You should be banned for not making any sense. I'm not particularly fond of seagull pie, so I wouldn't know about the feathers. "The boss wants to see you" ( forgot who I'm quoting now, what a shame!)
 
You should be banned because you know you are not the boss.... me neither btw.
 
Quite a bit of banning to catch up on here well here we go...
First EH you should be banned for this mad, egotistical power trip that you seem to be on here on this thread and banned again for bringing monkey's into the equation as well.

I knew you were a bit off but come on now animal fetishes for a demigod! How long have you been keeping your wife in the dark about this, or heaven forbid your wife is a not a part of it too!

She's not, she's not...a, a, a trained monkey now is she? 🙂(Just joking and giving you more food for foder)

Next;
You should be banned for saying that you are Dutch, while I am pretty sure that you aren't.
You should be banned for even thinking that, not that being Dutch would be all that bad or anything. But I am a "cheesehead"

Definition of a "Cheesehead"
 
You should be banned for questioning that Im not the Boss, in my own house I am lol, and you should also be banned for making me laugh.......
Drat Drat Obeika got in before me AGAIN!!!!!!!
 
Herbal you should be banned for thinking too far ahead, the moment is NOW!


You should be banned for questioning that Im not the Boss, in my own house I am lol, and you should also be banned for making me laugh.......
Drat Drat Obeika got in before me AGAIN!!!!!!!

Bwahahaha....GOTCHA!
You should be banned for not knowing that your wife just let's you think that you are the boss, when in fact she is.
 
you should be banned because you should be better speak for yourself, iis that 10,000th i read or are my eyes felling in sleep. :p
 
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