Why should you be banned!

You should be banned because the monkey seems displeased about something ..............

Again, not quick enough!
 
You should be banned because I still haven't heard the story of the monkey ............
 
You should be banned because it goes like this, you have heard of the nodding donkey right, well this is the nodding monkey.
 
You should be banned because he looks like he's shaking his head, not nodding!
 
You should be banned for falling for EH's little ploy to make you say the obvious so he could ban you for it!
 
You should be banned for having sneaky plans, as well as changing your avatar again and confusing us all!
 
You all should be banned for not realizing that I had no choice but to kidnapp Dutch's monkey because of the obvious hideous condition he was in. Just look at the poor thing all skin and bones.

Plus you all should be banned for not taking the time to contact HM's Royal S.P.C.A. so they could ban him and throw him in irons as well for his obvious neglect in taking care of poor Jack.

While I'm at it the SPCA should be banned as well, even though they are not members here, for not keeping a better eye out for poor Jack in the first place.
 
Off topic here

You all should NOT, be banned for getting my day off to a great start.

On topic here
You all should be banned for making me laugh so hard I had to go and A,B,C,D,...............P.
 
You should be banned as I am too polite to mention what happened as a result of you reading all the previous posts, but I will ban you for enjoying your day off :)


And Thank You to the person who boosted my reputation. But I have a little Request, would people please boost my good lady's Reputation a bit, she is in need of some more points.
 
You should be banned for my not being more precise in my previous post in writing for getting my day off to a great start., which meant off to a great start and not "off" as in free.

So you should be banned twice because I have to work and the weather here today is gorgeous, about 32C sunny, with humidity around 55% and a cool north breeze. I'd rather be out fishing.
 
You should be banned because it was hot and humid here all day long, with an emphasis on humid!
 
You should be banned, because I agree with you about this hot and humid day and that means that we should drink some nice cold beers ( I've got only one cold beer left though...)
 
You should be banned for not having enough beer to share with everyone else here.😌

However, I have plenty for myself and I am not sharing today, I'm going to be greedy and drink it all by my little lonesome self......he he he he!
 
You should be banned for not sharing your beer with the less fortunate, namely ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p
 
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