Speaking of alcohol, you should be banned because I thought for sure I had a wine-stopper, but I can't find it. I just finished drinking half a bottle of wine, and I don't feel like drinking the other half. However, I can't find a wine-stopper to seal the bottle, so I have been forced to resort to the "put a spoon in the mouth of the bottle" trick I had heard about on the radio some time ago. I have no idea if it will work or not, which is another perfectly good reason you should be banned, as well!