Why should you be banned!

I ban you for not sharing in more detail your deep deep problems so all of us here could help you out of the deep into the shallows!🙂
 
Haha thats pretty kind. Im glad ;oD

But i ban you for trying to make me a shallow person rather then deep haha

Edit: i ban the above also for not knowing how to get in line!!!!!
 
I ban you for using too many exclamation points! Your message can only be so important!
 
I ban you for being so ignorant to believe that little you could ban me...I am King of the Universe and answer to no one!
 
i ban you for your own ignorance plus arrogance. who the hell do you think made the universe? hint...your reading his post now
 
i ban you for not being optimistic! all together now.........POST 10,000 HERE WE COME!!

(45 second wait. no one steal my post.)
 
I ban you for assuming someone was going to steal anything from you, as you know thieves, outside those that steal Dutch's rum, are dealt with severely here.🙂
 
you should be banned because im going to have post 1100 nah!

(and draw your swords or katana's and fight as a man! because im going to take that place savvy mates and lads?)
 
You can have 1100 im not aiming for that silly number haha.
I ban you for always talking about violence...its scary ;o((
 
you should be bannde because im also trying to reach 2000 but i guess it will never reach this score lol! (who knows? maybe it does! (0.0') )
 
I ban you for not telling me what this mysterious number is...and I ban you once again because you're avatar is making me dizzy at this hour in the morning...where's the cafeine? rum?
 
I laugh at you for not nothing the magic number and i wont share it. now that im done laughing i ban you for not being funnier ;op
 
You should be banned for assuming that I am funny this early in the morning....nobody is funny at this hour....now where's the bloody cafeine, I bet Dutch stole it too...
 
LOl you should be banned for not knowing....actually i ban myself for lying. Im not funny, happy nore plesant when ive just woke up haha.
come on fast let me sleep a little more

Edit: lol im almost abouto to ban myself again so i can have post 1100. quick someone take it so i dont seem sad.
 
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