What to do when your stomach growls?

[Xkavar]

It's always embarassing for me, especially when sitting in the middle of a crowded computer room. My stomach doesn't just growl, it reverberates through my body and echoes into the room. I'm sure everyone can hear it, but no matter how I shift or move around my stomach won't stop!

Anyone have any ideas? Hopefully? Please?

 

[TwistedMac]

tried eating something?

 

[Satori]

What to do when your stomach growls? Feed it!!

 

[Grandpa Frank]

Worse...

with me, the growling is almost always followed by an even louder fart. Then the big decision , to squeeze the cheeks or spread em? Pepermint life savers help calm many people's stomachs, might be worth a try.

Frank

 

[Lina Inverse]

with me, the growling is almost always followed by an even louder fart. Then the big decision , to squeeze the cheeks or spread em? Pepermint life savers help calm many people's stomachs, might be worth a try.

More importantly - can your peppermint life savers also calm your ***?
And have they to be inserted anally to take effect there?

 

[blessed]

hmm, what to do, what to do...
enjoy it, its a rare event.

 

[justin]

I just laugh and keep doing whatever it is I'm doing.

 

[DragonChan]

I have that problem too sometimes, my stomach decides to growl really loudly in the quiet classroom and everybody stares.

I usually look up and say 'pardon' before going back to work. I also keep a water bottle to sip. It helps.

 

[Glenn]

I also keep a water bottle to sip. It helps.

You're allowed to have water in class?! When I was in school that was a serious no-no. We weren't allowed food or drinks in any of the classes that I took in high school; even in college we usually weren't allowed to have food or drink in the classroom.

 

[TwistedMac]

not even water?.. we bring sodas and all kinds of **** into the classrooms...

 

[topi]

My cat gets p!ssed off and starts growling at me, so its pretty fun.

 

[Glenn]

not even water?.. we bring sodas and all kinds of **** into the classrooms...

Not even water. And especially in high school. In college the rules became more lax, and it was more dependent on which building the class was in, and whether the teacher cared. But in high school it was strictly forbidden.

 

[Apollo]

Hahahaha Uncle Frank's post really made me laugh!!

I just feed my stomach when it says it's hungry....

 

[RockLee]

I try to breathe very calmly, and try to focus on something else, Or I go stuff myself with all kinds of food I can find !!!!

 

[Winter]

You know what you should do, when your tummy is talking, but no food is around? Do what I used to do, and talk back.

It can be embarassing when your stomach moans and what not, so the way I see it, if you're already embarassed, screw it, and make things funny/worse by talking back to it.

*growl* *crowded room stares*

"Shhhh! I told you I'd feed you after I get this assignment done, now cut it out!

Usually the people in the area will have a good chuckle, and forget about it.

 

[TimF]

I usually give myself a good punch in the gut that shuts it up!!!!!!

 

[sky888]

never to let your stomach go hungry in teh first place!