What If???

Then I guess I'd die, huh?

What if a HUGE astroid was shooting down towards the Earth and scientists had said that it will be at least as large as the one that's suspected of having killed the dinosaurs? What would you do, think, et cetera and possibly why?
 
I would have the Giant Professor Clump, fart in the sky as the astroid is coming and blow it away.

Now what if the fart, blew the astroid into quintillion pieces and those pieces started falling to earth. what would you do to protect your house, given that you only have 60 2'x4'x8' wood, nails, and a hammer.
 
Hmm, I'd quickly ring up my insurance company and make sure its all still covered... heheh thats what I 'd do to protect my house! No need for hard labour, leave that for afterwards!

What if.... your most beloved possession got squished by the astroid? (Not a person or an animal/reptile/mammal)
 
pfff thnx... uuuu well that wont happen, because i would point my laser on the astroid!!!! no worries mate..

what if you see an old lady waiting infront of a trafic light, and she is just not moving, or doesn't want to move!!
 
If its the old lady I lived with before... i'd kindly run her over, if its some other old lady, I'd get out, and push them to the side of the road, leave them in the gutter and drive on.
Nah, i'd be a little nicer than that....

What if you accidentaly ran over an animal, and it was definately dead, and had no collar or I.D?
 
I'd give it a proper burial and feel guilty for the rest of my life. :(

What if your family insisted you move with them to a nudist colony and they expected to you to be a nudist as well... what would you do?
 
Hmmm... I havent lived with my family for 8 years, so I dont know that I would rush back to live in a nudist colony....
However if it was my husband and children... I dunno, I guess if thats what they really really wanted to do, then I'd go. I have no problems with it, as long as people dont sit on the dining tables or the benches.... wherever food is prepared or eaten.

What would you do if one day you came to on a bridge with no clothes on.... and to get to your house you had to walk through the middle of a city and cross numerous main roads, theres no avoiding it! (By the way, this is from a true story, but didnt happen to me)
 
Save myself the humiliation and just throw myself off the bridge. :LOL:

What if you were trapped forever in your worst nightmare where you had to face all your worst fears... how would you deal with it? (you can't wake up from it and you can't die in real life or your dream)
 
Can you kill yourself?
My worst nightmare is that I would have to grovel back to my mother, and be stuck living with her for the rest of eternity. I dont want that to happen.....

What if you returned home one day, after being away for a year, and your family had left and a new family had moved in, but nobody knew of the whereabouts of your family....
 
I'd celebrate! And hope my mommy was still living in her apartment...

What if there was a huge viral outbreak of something akin to the T-Virus (Resident Evil/Biohazard) and it was, of course, turning everyone around you into mindless, decaying man-eaters? What would you do?
 
Put on something sexy and grab a gun :LOL:

What if your best friend was in mortal peril and the only way to save them was for you to die... would you do it?
 
NO, the strongest survive. ☝

So then, what if the universe started to implose on itself and not expand anymore?
 
Sterilise everyone, so that we can all die before it disappears completely.

What if you woke up one morning, and realised you'd been asleep for 34 years?
 
What a question?! How can anybody answer that? Is there any single exemple of such a situation? But well, as we have to answer...I'd say that I would just go insane...34 years...I just can't imagine...I would perhaps prefer to die, who knows. I prefer never to know BTW...

My turn: what if one day the small living beings become big, and us big living creatures become small?
 
Ooooh, I would be thankful that I didnt like killing ants, and would be VERY afraid of mosquitoes. I know that spiders would like me, so they could help protect me from the mozzies.
I think it would be quite fun, because I really enjoyed playing 'Bugs Life' on Playstation. Im thinking my life would be somewhat like that.

What if you could be any game character, who would you be, and why?
 
I'd be Jen from Primal... she's hot and kicks ***... it would be fun being able to change into different demon forms... besides... I think that actually living that game would be so much fun? 😊

What if the sun didn't come up tomorrow?
 
I'd be able to sleep in, I find it difficult to sleep when the sun is shining.

What if you woke up and your house was floating in water??? Where would you hope to have floated to?
 
Err... well I would hope it was floating and sustained no damage... my house has flooded waaay to many times... well if all is well... I'd hope it would float to Japan, of course. :p Then maybe if I can somehow navigate I'd try to visit a few of my internet friends... 😊

What if you went to the doctor because you were getting strange headaches often and he said you would lose your vision entirely within a week. Where would you go? What would you want to see in that week before you can't see anymore?
 
Sights in Rome, the Grand Canyon...Beautiful sceneries of nature mostly, mixed with a bit of history.

And then the seeing-eye-dogs I'd get to pick from type of thing.

What if you were in the same situation, but instead of going blind, you'd be going deaf?
 
I wouldnt mind being deaf.
I am more of a visual person anyway, and I can read lips ok, since I usually cant hear a word of what anyones saying. Keep up with the sign language, and spend every night in really noisy clubs, so that I get sick of the noise, and wont miss it as much.

What if you woke up one morning and you couldnt speak?
 
Wouldn't really be a surprise for me, as I am only capable of incoherent grunts for the first hour after waking anyway! But if it was for real I would probably have a panic attack and die of heart failure.

What if you opened your front door one day and there was a hellish landscape with lakes of fire in front of you (like in the film Beetlejuice)?
 
I'd be like "FIRE!!!!! ^____________________________________^"

...What? I like fire...xDDD

Then I'd probably complain about how damn hot it is. xD

What if you have the same situation as the prior one, but, instead of a Hellish one, there's a heavenly one infront of you?
 
OOH! I'd be happy, and hope that it was for real, then I'd test out my cloud jumping abilities!
Wow, that would be great! I'd know that I'd been a good girl!

What if you had the opportunity to save one person in a worldwide natural disaster, who would it be and why?
 
I would save my friend Maja cuz she is always there for me and takes care of me.

What if you would win 100.000.000 dollars? What would you do and why?
 

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