What If???

[Kara_Nari]

Ok, here is another game that I poached from elsewhere... I do apologise for not being original, but I liked the idea of this one....

Basically we all have to give a 'what if' situation, the next person answers what they would do, and then give their own 'what if' etc etc.... lets see what we as a loving JREF family can come up with, we might be able to conquer all of the planets problems!

Ok, im going to start with a topic that could be a tad bit controversial hehehe...

What if there was no JPOP allowed on this forum?

 

[Disembodied Spirit]

Then I guess I wouldn't have too much problems with it since I don't listen to it.


What if there was proof there was no god?

 

[Kara_Nari]

Wouldnt make much difference to me, as I dont entirely believe in anything anyway.

What if you WERE god, what would you do?

 

[Disembodied Spirit]

Eat all the nuclear, chemical and biological weapons, and crap on osama binladen

 

[Davey]

i would let everybody see how beautiful stars are..

what would you do.. if you were ME?

 

[Anchyyy]

Tricky one!! I would have a great time with your wife!

What if you would have only one hour to live?

 

[Kara_Nari]

I'd swim across the many oceans and seas to Japan to be with my wife, even if it meant that she would have to swim partway, because I wouldnt want to get deported for not having come legally.

What if, there was no sea, and this wasnt a possible feat???

 

[Anchyyy]

I would probably be very sad because i love sea and all sea creatures, especally killer whales and dolphins

What if you would be the president of the USA?

 

[Disembodied Spirit]

I'd execute all the bad and feed all the poor.

What would you do if I was standing in front of you, getting a stroke?

 

[Horizon]

I'd be wondering what "getting a stroke" was...? And/or glaring at you probably. -is anti-social-

What if Red Bull actually, literally, gave you wings?

(Sorry, couldn't think of anything better...-is lame- )

What if, there was no sea, and this wasnt a possible feat???

I had originally responded to this one and I couldn't help not posting it :

If there was no sea/ocean, you wouldn't have to worry about not being able to get to Japan simply because there'd be no life on Earth, including yourself.

 

[Disembodied Spirit]

I'd be wondering what "getting a stroke" was...? And/or glaring at you probably. -is anti-social-

What if Red Bull actually, literally, gave you wings?

(Sorry, couldn't think of anything better...-is lame- )

Heart attack


Anyway if a redbull would give me wings, I'd fly to my beloved one, if I have one?? Well ehh, not at the moment but I will some day

What if suddenly, because of some supervirus. The whole internet became inaccesable for all the people on the planet?

 

[Davey]

mmm that would be bad, and i would become a bit desperate.

what if you were a BANANA, what would you do then?

 

[MajideSaiaku]

What if suddenly, because of some supervirus. The whole internet became inaccesable for all the people on the planet?

I'de gather the survivors and lead them to a secluded small valley up-river of my city and build a new society, as the remenants of modern civilization collapse into chaos and mad max style post apocyliptica.

What if?...you were a soldier lying down on a landmine, and you could escape by moving a cute dog, an innocent angelic dog that saved many children and caught many burglers, on it inplace of you, who has done nothing valiant or considored heroic, would you do it?.

 

[Kara_Nari]

I would hope that a monkey or a chimpanzee didnt squish me too much between his toes, before eating me. Then I would hope that my skin would trip up some nasty poachers and kill them!

What if you were trapped in a building for the weekend and couldnt get out??

 

[Horizon]

Heart attack

Ahhh...In that case, I might just call 911...

What if?...you were a soldier lying down on a landmine, and you could escape by moving a cute dog, an innocent angelic dog that saved many children and caught many burglers, on it inplace of you, who has done nothing valiant or considored heroic, would you do it?.

I'd hope that another soldier was near-by...If not, I'd scare the puppy off to make sure he/she wouldn't be hurt, even if the dog hadn't saved anybody or anything of the sort. Then I might lie there and wait for someone else to come...? Or I'll blow up...

Or, even better, I'd have previously taken a course in dismantling landmines. Oh yeah. :smoke:

Basically, the puppy shall not be harmed!

 

[Davey]

well i hope it is a Toy store, so i can play with all stuff...

what if you would be the Admin of Jref....what would you do?

 

[Horizon]

I'd try to be the best Admin I could be...?

What if you were the dictator of the world? Or, at least, a country or something? What would be the top law(s) or whatever would you make and reinforce?

 

[DoctorP]

I would require every citizen to get Environmental awareness training so that they would fully understand that our resources are no longer replenishable!

What if you were wrongfully imprisoned?

 

[Davey]

Get a good Lawyer!!!!

what if you mastrubate, and afterwards find out, that your webcam was still on, Knowing that you were webcaming with 10 people from your school.... :?

 

[Disembodied Spirit]

Masturbate again


What would you do if you made a mistake with your ex, which tottaly screwed up the relationship even more ( as a friend)

 

[DoctorP]

Get a good Lawyer!!!!

what if you mastrubate, and afterwards find out, that your webcam was still on, Knowing that you were webcaming with 10 people from your school.... :?

Busted Dave or just playing along?

 

[Kara_Nari]

What would you do if you made a mistake with your ex, which tottaly screwed up the relationship even more ( as a friend)

Hmm well this one seems relevant to me now. I would/am trying to find out exactly what it was/is that I did so terribly wrong, am thankful that its his birthday next month, and now I dont feel obliged to buy any gift. Now I feel nothing, so im happy, and can focus more on a 'possible' new romance.


What if you forgot your best friends birthday and they were REALLY pissed at you?

 

[Davey]

well the can Piss, off then, because i dont have this kind of friends...

what if , when you wake up in the morning, still sleepy, and then notice you are first; LATE, secondly you are on the bicycle, and it really raining hard..well what you do * if you were me NOW haha*

 

[Anchyyy]

It wouldnt be so bad for me, since i love rain. I never have an umbrellla when its raining.
But i would have to hurry since i would be late

What if you were going along the street and a poor man, with ripped clothes, long beard, no shoes and all dirty, would ask you to give him some money?

 

[Kara_Nari]

I would ask him how much money he has already gotten that day, and then knowing that I would have less money than him, take out my wallet, count out the contents, and ask him if he had any spare change to give me. If I had food, I would give him food. I dont like giving homeless money, incase they spend it on drugs and alcohol. I prefer to be more practical.

What if that man was actually a millionaire, and said you could have anything you wanted...? a) would you believe him and, b) what would you ask for if you did believe him?