Flashjeff
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- 28 Dec 2003
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I could be wrong about this, but I have a feeling that the upcoming Catwoman movie is going to bomb in the theaters. I have three reasons why I think the way I do:
1) First and foremost, good or bad, Catwoman is part of the Batman mythos, and there's not so much as a tiny mention of ol' pointy ears. Fans going to see the movie will wonder why that is, and end up disappointed.
2) Halle Berry. I'm sorry, but I don't think she has the chops to carry a movie as it's lead. Sure, she won an Oscar for Best Actress, but that was for working with Billy Bob Thornton in Slingblade, meanwhile she was small potatoes as Storm in the ensemble driven X-Men movies where she was upstaged by Hugh Jackman, while it probably took her steamy turn as a Bond girl in Die Another Day to get her considered for Catwoman. I just don't think Halle's on the same level with Julia Roberts or Catherine Zeta-Jones (an ideal choice for Catwoman!)
3) The costume. Are you kidding me? The damn thing looks like it came outta Britney Spears' closet! And that mask! I can't look at the dopey thing and take Halle seriously!
And those reasons are why I think Catwoman will be terminally neutered at the box office!
1) First and foremost, good or bad, Catwoman is part of the Batman mythos, and there's not so much as a tiny mention of ol' pointy ears. Fans going to see the movie will wonder why that is, and end up disappointed.
2) Halle Berry. I'm sorry, but I don't think she has the chops to carry a movie as it's lead. Sure, she won an Oscar for Best Actress, but that was for working with Billy Bob Thornton in Slingblade, meanwhile she was small potatoes as Storm in the ensemble driven X-Men movies where she was upstaged by Hugh Jackman, while it probably took her steamy turn as a Bond girl in Die Another Day to get her considered for Catwoman. I just don't think Halle's on the same level with Julia Roberts or Catherine Zeta-Jones (an ideal choice for Catwoman!)
3) The costume. Are you kidding me? The damn thing looks like it came outta Britney Spears' closet! And that mask! I can't look at the dopey thing and take Halle seriously!
And those reasons are why I think Catwoman will be terminally neutered at the box office!