It must be done: Senseless question Senseless answer thread

[Anyuni_Nakashima]

They are when dipped in chocolate and served with whipped cream...if you know what I mean.

Should we really use deodorant to cover up are natural body ordor?

 

[TimF]

Only if you want to.

Why do women say i smell good? :?

 

[Tuffy]

Your outstanding oral hygene...


How far back must the photographer stand when taking sumo wrestler group shots?

 

[EscaFlowne]

Depends on how tall they are.

Whats up with that one girl smurf in the smurf show ☝

 

[Lacan]

Poor girl, she is in a so sorry state, she turned blue.

did anyone find my keys? I can't go home!

 

[TimF]

Check under the couch thats where i always find the remote.

Is there anything good on tv tonight?

 

[Tuffy]

Nah. The TV is the devil, I tell ya.. Go out, have fun! It's Friday dammit!

So you mean to tell me the Professor, Skipper, and Gilligan never had sexual relations with Ginger or Maryann?

 

[TimF]

God Yes!!! They had to to keep their sanity!!!

Did I have sexual relations with that woman? :? (Thanks good ol' Bill)

 

[EscaFlowne]

Define "sexual relations" :?

Duck tape. What can it not be used for?

 

[Fallen Hikari]

Not be used for?
um...eating..?


chains; what can THEY be used for?

 

[cacawate]

Lovin'!

Are dogs blind, or just stupid?

 

[Davey]

I should ask my dog this question...

What the meaning of power?

 

[Mycernius]

Dutch Baka being able to revive old threads

Is there such thing as real military intelligence?

 

[Kinsao]

Of course not, it's an oxymoron.

Is the word 'oxymoron' really derived from the Welsh word 'moronen', meaning 'carrot'?

 

[Rich303]

No, it means 'unintelligent person who uses 1980s spot creme' (Oxy10)
(remember the catchphrase ''Oxycute 'em''. I think they lost the war to 'Biactol')

Will garden Gnomes ever be allowed to vote?

 

[davetfridge]

Only if they can reduce the tax on fishing rods.


Do gremlins work all hours?

 

[Rich303]

No, they have to work night shifts or very early mornings because of their issues with sunlight.
I knew one who was a milkman.

My hamster is cheating on his wife, he has 468 kids from other relationships - should I tell his wife?

 

[Mycernius]

Only if you can squeak in Hamsterese. They have problems with other languages

Is sunlight bad for solar panels and will they need sunscreen?