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They are when dipped in chocolate and served with whipped cream...if you know what I mean.

Should we really use deodorant to cover up are natural body ordor?
 
Your outstanding oral hygene...


How far back must the photographer stand when taking sumo wrestler group shots?
 
Poor girl, she is in a so sorry state, she turned blue.

did anyone find my keys? I can't go home!
 
Check under the couch thats where i always find the remote.

Is there anything good on tv tonight?
 
Nah. The TV is the devil, I tell ya.. Go out, have fun! It's Friday dammit!

So you mean to tell me the Professor, Skipper, and Gilligan never had sexual relations with Ginger or Maryann?
 
God Yes!!! They had to to keep their sanity!!!

Did I have sexual relations with that woman? :? (Thanks good ol' Bill)
 
Of course not, it's an oxymoron.

Is the word 'oxymoron' really derived from the Welsh word 'moronen', meaning 'carrot'?
 
No, it means 'unintelligent person who uses 1980s spot creme' (Oxy10)
(remember the catchphrase ''Oxycute 'em''. I think they lost the war to 'Biactol')

Will garden Gnomes ever be allowed to vote?
 
No, they have to work night shifts or very early mornings because of their issues with sunlight.
I knew one who was a milkman.

My hamster is cheating on his wife, he has 468 kids from other relationships - should I tell his wife?
 
Only if you can squeak in Hamsterese. They have problems with other languages

Is sunlight bad for solar panels and will they need sunscreen?
 
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