Worst Japanese Music Video Clip EVER!

[pinkkillerkisou]

Aww... you know Reita looks cute when he sings along too.

Me:
Ruki: ...... *waves hand in front of pk's face*
Me:
Ruki: *snaps his fingers in pk's face*
Me:
Ruki: *repeatedly slaps pk across the face*
Me: *more *
Ruki: *pulls out bag of swedish fish and starts chewing them tauntingly on front of pk*
Me: Hey... share oniisan.
Ruki: *pats pk on head and hands her bag*
Me: *chews happily*

 

[drain_away]

awwwwwww...

me: ...well...i'm still awesome... *mopes in corner*
Shun: *starting to feel slightly guilty*...don't feel giulty, she's annoying!
me:
Ruki:...you aren't awesome, you're pathetic...
me: it's so true, it's so true!!
shun: *feels guilty and comes out from behind bush* erm...*clears throat* oh my, i seem to have some ramen here and no one to share it with!!
me: oniisaaaaaaaaan...
shun: *sits next to drain_away* have some ramen...
me: ONIISAAAAAAAAAAAAN!! *glomp* how did you know i love ramen??
shun: ahem, well...i AM your oniisan...*is embarassed*
me: *eats ramen* i am so happy...*cries happy tears*
shun: ...er...there there...*awkwardly pats drain_away on head*
me: rameeeeeeeen...

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Me: *wipes tears away* Have you ever seen anything more beautiful oniisan?
Ruki: *rolls eyes*
Me: *slaps*
Ruki: I mean sure...
Me: *hugs Ruki and eats swedish fish*
Ruki: I'm hungry...
Me: You just ate *through a mouth full of swedish fish*
Ruki: That didn't count...
Me: I wonder if drain away has anymore spare kids :?
Ruki: No more of them please.

 

[drain_away]

Me: :? maybe i do...hmm...i think there was one who looked kind of like justin timberlake...maybe...:? i don't remember... *scarfs ramen*
Ruki: PLEASE i'm begging you, forget i said anything!
Me: well, alright...*shrug* i'll just have Kyo-kun eat my ugly kids...
Ruki: thank GOD...*is relieved*
shun: i could eat them...
me: ☝
Ruki: that's a good one!
shun: :auch: who asked you!?
Ruki:
me: ☝
shun: WHAT!?
me: ☝ didn't you just almost die??
shun: i...just wasn't prepared, is all!
me: i think i should just have Kyo-kun eat them...it would be safer, kyo-kun is invincible.
shun: fine! if kyo is so fantastic why don't you adopt him as your oniisan instead!?
me: silly oniisan, that would be insest!
shun: .................................
Ruki: um...ew?

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Me: ☝
Ruki: And you let her be in the same league as you... I'm not even in your awesome league
Me: :sorry:
Ruki:
Me: I figured you wouldn't want to join...
Ruki: I don't
Me: Then why are you making me feel bad.
Ruki: Cause it's fun why else? ☝
Me: Your so mean
Ruki: I know this.
Me:

 

[drain_away]

Shun:.................................
me: oniisan??
Ruki: does this guy faint easily or what??
me: oniisan, i was joking about the insest thing...
shun:..................................*is foaming at the mouth a little*
Ruki: *pokes shun and shun falls over, unconscious*
me: oniisan! DON'T TOUCH HIM, RUKI!!
ruki: *pokes shun again*
me: my oniisan is dying...where is Dr. Gackt when you need him...wake up oniisan...

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Me: I want caaandy
Ruki: I don't have any
Me: Where is Nao-kun... I want to have a caaandy picnic.
Ruki: Why not have one with me.
Me: *falls over*
Ruki: What? *confused*
Me: Your serious...?
Ruki: *picks pk up off the floor* WHAP!
Me:
Ruki: I can eat candy to you know... I'm not limited to people.
Me:
Shun: *pops back to life* Are you serious
Ruki: Yea... is that surprising
Me: *stops being all for an instant* Yea... *goes straight back to *
Ruki:

(why am I making Ruki be mean to me and why are you killing Shun... what is wrong with us. )

 

[drain_away]

me: ☝
Ruki: what!?
me: i can't see you eating anything besides people...
Ruki:.............
shun: ☝
Ruki: not you too!!
shun: well, she has a point...
me: *gasp* oniisan!! you're alive again!! *glomp*
shun: *continues staring at ruki* ☝
Ruki: *is indignant* i can be normal too, you know!
me: ☝
shun: ☝
PK:

(we just love them so much we get carried away in our affection... we are just awesome like that, no other reason...)

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Ruki: *waves swedish fish in front pk*
Me: Hey you said you had no caaandy.
Ruki: No really you can have a picnic with me.
Me: *trying desperately to hold back laughter*
Shun: I've gotta see this.
Me: Ok... you can be my caaandy buddy oniisan. And please wear this yellow frilly dress and bonnet too... oh and hold this teddy *hands them to Ruki*
Ruki: *evil glare*
Me:
Ruki: Stop...
Me: What... I was being sarcastic...you don't have to wear the dress... or the bonnet... keep the teddy.
Ruki: I change my mind... I don't want to picnic with you.
Me: You promised...
Ruki: No I didn't
Shun: No he didn't
Me: *throws swedish fish at Shun and hits him in the nose*
Ruki: I did not and I won't
Me: Why oniisan... why... your too cruel.

(I know... that and love this smilie --> and need a reason to use it often. )

 

[drain_away]

Me: oniisan!
shun: *was knocked over when PK threw swedish fish at him*
Ruki: what is with this guy!?
shun: *sitting up and flinging swedish fish away* i'm not dead...and anyway, i knew you couldn't do this whole normal thing...
Ruki: who asked you!?
shun: no one, i just knew i was right. although i must say, that dress was quite becoming on you...
Ruki: fine!! let's see you have a candy picnic with her, then!!
shun: w-wait a minute...
Ruki: not so brave now, eh?? and don't think you can faint to get out of this one!! *shoves teddy, dress, and bonnet at shun* go on!
shun:...i...i...
me: don't do it shun, you'll hurt yourself!!
shun: shut up! i'm not some delicate little girl who needs coddling, i'm not going to faint or anything!!
me: ☝
Ruki: ☝
shun:...i hate both of you...
Ruki: go on, have a picnic with Pk, let's see what you're made of!

(yes, difintely! i think it's so cute! and plus, Shun does get sick a lot in real life (he's always the first to get ill on tour) and so it's not that far from the truth, i swear! )

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Me: I don't want to picnic with Shun... he can't handle swedish fish ☝
Ruki: Your scared to. *laughs*
Me: No... your just trying to wiggle your way out of this. *sees right through Ruki's diabolical plan*
Ruki: How did you know that?
Me: I'm awesome, ....duh!

(It's one of my favs but nothig beat , , and :car: ...I love them most. . Ruki would probably hit me over the head a lot too... can't say I wouldn't desrve it either. )

 

[drain_away]

Shun: what do you mean, 'can't handle swedish fish'!? :auch:
Me: ...funny, i thought the phrase was a bit self explanitory...:?
Shun: NO ONE ASKED YOU!!
Me: oniisan is angry!
Ruki: you can't handle swedish fish!
Shun: look who's talking, you're trying to wiggle your way out of eating with your sister, you lowlife!
Ruki: what did you call me!?
Me: er...now now, boys, violence is never the answer...um...*realizes who she is talking to* er...nevermind that Ruki eats small children and Shun writes lyrics about killing things...
Shun: it wasn't a 'thing'! i've told you, it's 'RED BEASTwo korose!'
Me: right, oniisan, that's hardly the issue, here...
Shun: *to Ruki* you think i'm not tough enough for candy??
Ruki: no, i don't!
Shun: fine! let's have a contest!
Ruki: fine by me! seeing as you'll lose...
Shun: i'll eat this whole 5 pound bag of swedish fish...
Ruki: as if you could!
Shun: and you eat this full 5 pound bag of...PINK COTTON CANDY!!
Ruki: what!? no way, my bag is bigger!! you cheater!!
Shun: what, they weigh the same, mine is just denser...i don't know what you're talking about...
Ruki:...you're rotten...
Shun: first to die loses.
Ruki: what's the prize??
Shun:...hmm...loser is the winner's slave for a month, and has to do EVERYTHING the winner says, even if it's eating one of drain away's ugly children!
Ruki: whoa...those are...pretty high stakes...
Me: Shun, how dare you suggest my fiance is capable of creating multiple ugly children! i am shocked and abhored, shame on you!
Shun: *ignores drain away* deal??
Ruki:...deal!
Me:...this is going to be a mess...poor oniisan is going to lose...
Shun: YOU'RE NOT HELPING!!
Ruki:

(my favorites are , , and ...i love them! XD especially ! it's so...cute! XD)

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Me: ☝ I threw it at your face and you acted like I hit you with a brick
Ruki: I love you and all is forgiven PK...
Shun: I hate you both
Me: ONIISAN! *glomps* I love you too.
Ruki: *is glomped*
Me: You have to win this for me ok...
Shun: Gee thanks...
Me: He's my oniisan what do you expect. ☝
Shun: Some compassion... look at all these swedish fish.
Me: I look at you with envy... not compassion. When you lose can I eat whatever you don't finish. ☝
Shun: *growls and advances toward pk in a murderous fashion*
Me: drain away... your oniisan is getting out of hand I think you may need to restrain him.
Ruki:

(I love almost all of them... is great. )

 

[drain_away]

Me: see Shun?? i told you it was self explanitory!!
Shun: some sibling you are...
Me: you're my oniisan, what do you expect?? ☝
Shun: Some compassion... look at all these swedish fish.
Me: I look at you with envy... not compassion. When you lose can I eat whatever you don't finish. ☝
Shun: *growls and advances toward pk in a murderous fashion*
Me: drain away... your oniisan is getting out of hand I think you may need to restrain him.
Ruki:
Me: er...oniisan...
Shun: *is still advancing*
Me: quick, Ruki, do something!!
Ruki: why me?? he's your oniisan...
Me: ...who is about to devour PK!!
Ruki: er...HEY!
Shun: what!?
Ruki: stop trying to get out of this!! you're just running away cause you know you can't handle these swedish fish!!
Me: *whispers* nice going, Ruki!
Ruki: am i good or what??
Shun: you!! :auch: you won't be so quick to talk when you're my SLAVE!!
Ruki: hah! like that will ever happen!
Shun: you'll see! we start...NOW!! *starts eating swedish fish*
Ruki: hey, cheater! *starts eating cotton candy*
Me: ...shun...take it easy...

(i like that one, too! XD but who can forget ? it makes me hungry, crab is my all time favorite food! i love you, crabby! *tries to eat it*)

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Me: He's never eaten cotton candy before... I'm scared drain away.
Ruki: *through a mouthful of cotton candy* You doubt me...
Me: Noo... not.... reaaaally. *tries to conceal the fact*
Ruki: This stuff is good anyway...
Me: *grabs drain away* We must stop... he may like it so much he'll stop eating people. *feels faint*

bikkuri: that guys is cute too. )

 

[drain_away]

Me: what!? i did not think this was possible...don't worry, don't worry, we'll come up with something...*fans you* oh dear, oh dear...what to do...*wrings hands*
Ruki: what? ☝ i thought you wanted me to eat candy...?
Me: er...ah...n-no...that's not it...
Ruki: *shrugs and continues eating*
Me: oniisan, do something!!
Shun: *is foaming at the mouth*
Me: *gasp* ONIISAN!!
Ruki: i knew he couldn't handle swedish fish! i get a slave!
Me: wake up, oniisan, wake up!! *grabs shun's shoulders and shakes him*
shun:
Ruki: *is still eating cotton candy* this stuff is awesome...
Me: no it's not, don't say that!! stop eating, Ruki!! what do i do!?
Ruki: *still eating*
Shun:
Me:

(and then there's this guy: :futon: i love the scarf! )

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Me: :bikkuri: *faints*
Ruki: *looks at pk, shrugs and goes back to eating cotton candy*
Shun:
Ruki: *eats last piece* Ha! I win... oh yea... that was awesomenessisity... where can you by this so called cotton candy? *jumps up and starts dancing all cute and happy like*
Me: *wakes up and sees all cute and happy like dance and faints again*

 

[drain_away]

Ruki: *is dancing all cute and happy like*
Me: Ruki, nooooooooooooo...this isn't awesome any more...
shun:
Me: oniisan...wake up!
Shun: ...that....stuff...too sweet...must...overcome...sugary.......fish...
Me:
Ruki: oh, don't cry, here, have a flower! *hands drain_away a daisy from a bouqet he is holding* i picked them myself!
Me:
Ruki: what's wrong?? don't you like flowers?? my favorite are daisies because they are just so cute and precious!
me: stop it Ruki...you are supposed to be scary and eat people, not pick flowers...
Ruki: why would i want to eat people!? that's terrible! i much prefer picking flowers...*notices frilly dress and bonnet from earlier* how cute! it's just my size! *puts on dress and bonnet* oh, i look so cute!
Me:...Ruki... don't do that...
Ruki: don't i look cute?? *twirls around a bit*
Me: oniisan...make...make it stop.....*faints and foams at the mouth*
Ruki: *is still twirling*
Shun:
Me:
PK:

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Me: What have I done... my oniisan...
Ruki: Here... these are for you. *hands pk a bouquet*
Me: *throws bouquet on ground and stomps and jumps on them*
Ruki:
Me: *slaps Ruki across the face repeatedly* Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up...
Ruki: Your a mean little girl... I'm telling my mommy.
Me: stop it... you... you... you... PANSY!
Ruki: Pansies!
Me: Why me... why me.
Ruki: I think someone needs a hug.
Me: You hug me... you'll regret it...
Ruki:
Me: Don't believe me?
Ruki:
Me: Errrrr take that stupid dress off now...
Ruki: But you gave it to me... and this teddy. *holds up*
Me: *snatches it and rips it's head off with her teeth*
Ruki:
Me: That's what you would do...
Ruki: Not me... no never...
Me: *pulls at her hair*
Ruki: Someone is mad...
Me: Fine... I'll eat people.
Ruki: Ewww...
Me: It's better than candy
Ruki: nothing is better than candy *dances cute and happy like again*
Me: *trips Ruki*
Ruki: *blood running down face*
Me: Taste it...
Ruki: what?
Me: Taste the blood...
Ruki: I don't want to...

 

[drain_away]

Me: *slowly comes to*
PK: Taste the blood...
Ruki: I don't want to...
Me: *sits up suddenly* taste it, Ruki!!
Ruki: bleeeech, i don't want to, you two are mean...*starts rolling around on ground, kicking legs in a fit* i hate blood it's icky! icky blood! icky blooooooooood!!
Me: *kneels next to Ruki* can't you remember how much you used to like it?
Ruki: i never! you are just making that up because you are a mean lady who lies and doesn't think i look cute in this dress!!
Me:...oniisan, do something!
Shun:*rolls over and moans a bit* no...no more...swedish fish...
Me:...........
Ruki: aaaaaaaah, my cute face is covered in blood, aaaaaaaaaah...
Me: dammit, Ruki, taste the fxxking blood! :auch:
Ruki: you said a NUAGHTY WORD!! *covers mouth in shock and gets blood all over hands* EEEEEEEEEEEW!! i am covered in blood, waaaaaaaaa - *blood manages to run into his mouth and Ruki lies still*
Me:...Ruki??
Ruki: *is still*
Me: what if the candy finally gotto him... don't die, Ruki!!
shun:

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Me:
Ruki: *gumbles a bit while unconcious*
Me: Would you mind changing him into something more fitting drain away dear... he is my oniisan... and that would be weird if I did it myself.
Ruki: *grumbles a bit more and eyes open slightly* What the...
Me: Oniisan...
Ruki: Why am I wearing this...
Me: OMG *tackles*
Ruki: You put this dress on me when I was unconcious.
Me: ☝
Ruki: *throws teddy at pk*
Me: ☝
Ruki: Forcing me to wear it against my will... I thought better of you...
Me: ☝

 

[drain_away]

Me: heh...i wouldn't trust me with that task if i were you...he might never end up clothed...

*Ruki comes to and starts accusing PK of dressing him all frilly-like in his unconscious state*

PK: ☝
Me: er...that's not...quite how it went, Ruki...
Ruki: what are you saying??
Me:...er...hm, how shall i put this...:?...you put the dress on yourself and asked me how cute you looked. ☝
Ruki: :auch: you are a rotten lier!!
Me: i...thought you wouldn't believe me...
Ruki: :auch: why the hell would i do that!? lier!!
Me: er...PK...you explain...i will...ah...go check on Shun...
Shun:
Me: *sits next to shun and pokes him in the stomache* you are pretty useless, you know that??
Shun:......no more...swedish fish...
Me: oniisan, wake up...*pokes shun again*
Shun: *wakes up* bleh, i feel like i have a massive hang-over or something...*throws up*
Me: yay! my oniisan can vomit!! look, oniisan, watch this! *vomits blood*
Shun: that's...nasty...don't do that...
Me: *does it again* Kyo-kun taught me how!
Shun: *vomits because he is grossed out*
Me: *vomits because it is fun*

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Me: It's true... I swear.
Ruki: No... I would never.
Me: You did... we had a contest... and you won... and the candy got to you and you started dancing around all happy and cute like...
Ruki: Happy...? cute...? your an even worse liar. *glares*
Me: It's the truth.
Ruki:
Me: You put on the dress and starting dancing around and being all... umm... cute... :sorry:
Ruki: Why are you guys lying to me?
Me: We aren't?
Ruki: Shun are they lying?
Shun:
Me: Yea... like he would be concious for something that awful and frightening...
Ruki: *WHAP!*
Me:

 

[drain_away]

Me: *wipes blood off her mouth* Ruki be nice, we aren't lying!
Ruki:
Me: it's the truth, honest!! i don't lie!
Ruki: ha, that's funny. then what would you call leading me away so PK could seduce my friends??
Me: well, technically that would be ommiting information but i...
Ruki: it was dishonest!
Me: well, if you put it that way...
Shun: *gorans and then sits up and sees Ruki all miffed-like* oh so you're back to normal then?? all your prancing around was making my stomach fell worse, it was so disgusting...
Ruki: ...prancing...?..........
Me: *mutters under breath* told you so...
Ruki: *glares at drain_away*
Shun: i thought i had died and gone to hell...
Ruki:...it was that bad??
Shun:...worse...please, don't make me remember...
Ruki:...
Me: