Worst Japanese Music Video Clip EVER!

[drain_away]

Miracle: I have a Miyavi one! i don't know what it's called, but it's neither of those, so if you want it, i can send it to you when i get back from china! yay, i'mm helpful! *hugs self* i also have some diru, a psycho le cemu, and...i believe that's it, but if you need any, let me know!

 

[miracle]

OMG, someone actually has less PVs than me! *pats Miracle on head*

Haha, thanks. Yeah, i guess i just don't have the time to download PVs...they take more time then songs do...Lazeeeeeeeee... =p Anyway, i think i downloaded more of those advertsiments with naked Gackt & women. Haha, i find that a lot more entertaining.

Oh...i've watch Malice Mizer's Illuminati long time ago...and yuck, i dun really like it. So I guess that's the worst PV i've ever watched...among the very very very few that i've watched, that is. ^_^;;

 

[Kinsao]

It's really strange actually, I had the word "Kiseki" going round in my head for a couple of days before you joined the forum Miracle... freaky or what!? Mind you, I blame Psycho le Cemu............

*ahemtopicahem* I think my least favourite PV I've seen is Gackt - Black Stone, simply because it reminds me of Busted. But I haven't seen that awful Diru one with the squares... or the one that no-one can watch all the way through (is it Yokan?).

 

[drain_away]

no, Yokan is pretty cool. that would be mazohyst of decadance. don't watch it. it will kill you. i barely managed to escape it's evil clutches...turn away, turn away!! do not look into its eyes!! (can you tell i hate it?? )

 

[Kinsao]

oooooooook...... umm... what's so bad about it? I take it it's not bad in a good way, then? :?

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

They aren't in it... that alone makes it too awful to bear
it's tiny little boxes floating across the screen... you can't see anything going on. And seagulls.... I'm not sure what they have to do with anything but they get quite a bit of screen time... then again it is almost 10 minutes of horrid footage. I've almost watched it all the way through... I'm so awesome.

 

[drain_away]

what's so bad about it!? it's worse than watching brittany spears and kevin federline making out in public, that's what!! it's the spawn of satan!!

don't get me wrong, the song is brilliant. it's just...the seagulls, the SEAGULLS...you can only take tiny boxes of things you can't understand for so long...but 10 MINUTES!? WITH NO ACTUAL FOOTAGE OF THEIR GORGEOUS SELVES!?!? TO WATCH IT IS A FATE WORSE THAN BEING MARRIED TO JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!! I WOULD SOONER GAUGE OUT MY OWN EYES!!

i fast-forwarded all the way through...so technically speaking i did watch it without stopping...heh. that was the only way i could possibly bare it. although i enjoyed the talking part. i was fast forwarding and was like, 'ooh, mouths!' it was the first image i could actual comprehend besides the damn seagulls that infest the screen for half of it...

 

[Kinsao]

I could hardly bear to read your last posts, never mind watch Mazohyst

 

[miracle]

Pfft...that's funny. ^^;; Y would they make PVs which is that bad? Not enough sponsor? I doubt that. Or do they simply think that it's artistic? I mean...seagulls?

It's really strange actually, I had the word "Kiseki" going round in my head for a couple of days before you joined the forum Miracle... freaky or what!?

Haha...erm...kinda freaky. But i take that as a miracle. ^^

 

[drain_away]

Kinsao: ...i made it sound that bad, eh??

miracle: well, from an artistic point of view it makes sense...although i still hate it. it was a good idea that might have worked if it weren't for the fact that the song is TEN WHOLE MINUTES. the song is from the point of view of an unborn child who's going to be aborted (leave it to Kyo to think up the most depressing thing ever...), hence the tiny boxes. my interpretation was pretty much that the reason you can't make sense of the images is because it's like the child who will never be able to see what the world is like. on the side of the screen it's got the lyrics, but they're crossed out, because the world will never hear anything the child has to say. artistically it makes a ton of sense, it just also happens to make for a really crap PV.

 

[Kinsao]

It's such a shame... it could have made a really great PV, and they had to go and.................... seagulls.................... *buries face in hands*

 

[drain_away]

there there...*pats you on head* it's alright...the one right after it on the DVD is Yokan, and that always makes everything better. Mostly because Shinya's in a wedding dress and Daisuke has a guitar solo, but Kyo also has magenta hair, and that's always good for a change of pace. he does funny hand dances in it, too...

 

[Kinsao]

oooooh...... could you send me Yokan? Please?

Shinya in a wedding dress sounds... death-inducing... but I think I prefer the outfit he is wearing on the crotch photo!

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Drain_away... goodness, it's not that bad. I mean... I haven't puked all my internal organs out watching it... for that is what I would do if I were married JT or watch Britney and her trailer park husband make-out. Surely Mazohyst can't be compared to sure vile, filthy things. Compare it to eating pie made out of dog ****... that is not quite as harsh as your examples

 

[Kinsao]

I think I would enjoy being married to JT, because then I could have the pleasure of killing him slowly and in painful ways....

 

[miracle]

Wow....u guys have a 'thing' for JT? ^^;; I can hear him crying now. Haha...not that i like him or anything.

Drain awaaaaay ::
Ooo...well, then it make a whole lot more sense now that you've explained. I would love to listen to that song one day...not the PV, just the song. Should be a sad song ne?

Kinsao-chan(haha) ::
Crotch photo? XXD Oh yeah, i saw that in some thread. Hehe...wasn't very interested coz it's not miyavi's. But...shinya in wedding dress...hm...interesting. Something like Mana in wedding dress, i supposed?? ^^;;

 

[drain_away]

Kinsao: i don't have it on the computer, sorry!

PK: you are right...the fact that it's by Diru makes it a little better. i was carried away by my frustration... although i still hate it...

Miracle:the song is great, but yes, very depressing...i have it if you want it!
BETTER than Mana in a wedding dress! mostly because shin-chan is pretty, not pretty and deathly fighteneing... and yes, death to the jt. slow, painful death.

 

[Kinsao]

BETTER than Mana in a wedding dress!

I've not seen it, but I can imaaaaaagine... *almost dies*

You took the words right out of my mouth.

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Ewww... no way. JT is gross and my voice is more manly than his... he always sound like someone kicked him in the nuts.

I even amaze myself... I got Mazohyst back and watched it all the way through. I am too awesome

Fear me and worship me

 

[drain_away]

Kinsao: he even has a white flower garland in his hair! he's so cute!!

PK: well, that brings us back to your gender ambiguity, doesn't it?? but yes, he is very girly sounding.

*bows with head touching floor...again...* i am not worthy, i am not worthy...(although this does make me question whether or not you are human...) i am not worthy...

 

[Kinsao]

Kinsao: he even has a white flower garland in his hair! he's so cute!!

I am tantalized!

(although this does make me question whether or not you are human...)

Of course 'it' is not human! Surely that is obvious? :?

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Would you STOP foiling my plans to conceal my true identity... *pulls out hair*

 

[Kinsao]

Ahahahaha! We're getting warm!

 

[pinkkillerkisou]

Stop it at once... don't make me use Ruki.

Ruki: Your punished remember
Me: ...but oniisan
Ruki: You can't watch me kill people, have me kill people, or anything death related for 2 weeks.
Me: Can't you just hurt them them really really REALLY bad?

 

[Kinsao]

It's better when they don't quite die... Sometimes there is a problem of running out of v- ....er, people.