*Ring ring*
Allah: Oh Jez, what is it NOW?!
*Picks up phone*
Muhammad: Um, Hey Allah um... sup?
Allah: *Sigh* What do you want now Muhammed
Muhammad: Um, well you see... there are these guys and... um they don't believe I can talk to you.
Allah: Um, yeah so? Kill them or something, that seems to be the popular thing to do anyway right?
Muhammad:Yeah, I know but...
Allah: But what... you want something again don't you.
Muhammad: Well, they said if I could split the moon in half they would believe me!
Allah: Well, they are morons. That would just be stupid.
Muhammad: But Allaaaaahhhhh

Allah: Don't "but Allaaaaahhhh" me Muhammad. this is the third time this week you've called me asking for stupid crap. I didn't give you my number so you could ask me to blow up rocks 'n sh*t. Can't you find better people to hang out with or something? Do you HAVE to have every single person believing you and thinking your just awesome cause I gave you my cell number?
Muhammad: Yeah, but these guys are cool! This time is different? Pleeeeease?!
Allah: That's what you said the last time!
Muhammad: But Allaaaaahhhhh

Allah: ....
Muhammad: Please????
Allah: This is so retarded... fine. I'll split it in half a bit, but I'm not going to leave any evidence of something so stupid like this for people in the future to hear about.
Muhammad: Thank you Allah I love you soooo much!!
Allah: Yeah yeah, I know, you say that all the time like I don't know how great I am already. Oh, and you better not write this stupid moon thing in your book. I don't want people laughing at me over this, you know how sensitive I am about that sort of thing!
Muhammad: Thank youuuuu! I promise I won't write about it! i gotta go now, my damn landlord Goldberg is being a ***** again and wanting the rent soon. I don't suppose you could give him cancer or something? Damn I hate that guy...
Allah: Oh will you just pay him already. All you do when you aren't asking for crap is whine about that Jewish guy, they were my buds way back when so chill k?
Muhammad: I hate that guy! I hate his whole damn Jewish family!
Allah: *sigh* Yea, you tell me every month when your rent is due. He's human just like you, and likes me too, so that makes him cool in my book.
Muhammad: Can't we just have a big murder spree or plague to kill all the Jews?
Allah: Um, no? Do you want me to give you rectal cancer? Cause if you start killing my old school hommies you're gonna be paying out your ***, and I don't mean metaphorically. Chill, and go tell your friends about the stupid moon show already.
Muhammad: Oh yeah! Ok, thanks Allah love you!
*click*
Allah: ... Hey! Jesus!
Jesus: Hey Pops!
Allah: How much was it to change cell phone plans again?
Jesus: I told you! There IS no other plan, Gabriel has a monopoly on that.
Allah: Can I at least change my number?
Jesus: ... earth doesn't HAVE cell phones so your "number" is still 1 you can't change it
Allah: But I'm... God! I can do anything.
Jesus: Yeah... ok, whatever. I'm gonna go out and chat with the Holy Spirit a bit, we still have that bet going for tonight!
Allah: Bah, fine. Have fun... Damn it, I need to get new hobby instead of playing with these desert nomads.