Top 10 Slogans for Wal-Mart Wine

[Sukotto]

Wal-Mart is just too easy to pick on these days.
It really is becoming the new 'k-mart', you know,
jokes about the 'blue-light special'.
well, the first sentance is definately true,
the 2nd i'm trying to help along.
as long as there are coporate box stores, long live kmart


Top 10 Slogans for Wal-Mart Wine
By DAVID LETTERMAN

10. "When Kmart Wine Just Won't Do"

9. "I Can't Believe It's Not Wine"

8. "Show Your Friends How Little You Care"

7. "Kills Germs on Contact"

6. "Recommended by 4 Out of 5 Drifters!"

5. "Crack Open a Can Today!"

4. "Fresh From the Vineyards of Aisle 6"

3. "Here's to Making Bail!"

2. "Feeling Down After Being Thrown Out by Britney?"

1. "Goes Great With a 20-Dollar Hooker"

 

[justin]

LOL

Letterman forget one: "It's great for removing paint"

 

[TwistedMac]

the funniest thing about this list is the first 8 made me laugh harder and harder, then the last 2 sucked.

Should've put them up at the 10. and 9. places, huh?

 

[nice gaijin]

I'm with you, TwistedMac. The last two were anti-climatic to say the least. #3 got a chuckle, though.

 

[yukio_michael]

My friend's desktop wallpaper is her literally chugging straight from a large BOX of wine.... Good times...