Sukotto
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- 9 Jul 2003
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Wal-Mart is just too easy to pick on these days.
It really is becoming the new 'k-mart', you know,
jokes about the 'blue-light special'.
well, the first sentance is definately true,
the 2nd i'm trying to help along.
as long as there are coporate box stores, long live kmart
Top 10 Slogans for Wal-Mart Wine
By DAVID LETTERMAN
10. "When Kmart Wine Just Won't Do"
9. "I Can't Believe It's Not Wine"
8. "Show Your Friends How Little You Care"
7. "Kills Germs on Contact"
6. "Recommended by 4 Out of 5 Drifters!"
5. "Crack Open a Can Today!"
4. "Fresh From the Vineyards of Aisle 6"
3. "Here's to Making Bail!"
2. "Feeling Down After Being Thrown Out by Britney?"
1. "Goes Great With a 20-Dollar Hooker"
It really is becoming the new 'k-mart', you know,
jokes about the 'blue-light special'.
well, the first sentance is definately true,
the 2nd i'm trying to help along.
as long as there are coporate box stores, long live kmart
Top 10 Slogans for Wal-Mart Wine
By DAVID LETTERMAN
10. "When Kmart Wine Just Won't Do"
9. "I Can't Believe It's Not Wine"
8. "Show Your Friends How Little You Care"
7. "Kills Germs on Contact"
6. "Recommended by 4 Out of 5 Drifters!"
5. "Crack Open a Can Today!"
4. "Fresh From the Vineyards of Aisle 6"
3. "Here's to Making Bail!"
2. "Feeling Down After Being Thrown Out by Britney?"
1. "Goes Great With a 20-Dollar Hooker"