Thank you Thomas!!!!

[kirei_na_me]

Hey, are y'all talking about me over here?!

 

[Satori]

Hey, are y'all talking about me over here?!

They are! And they are also talking about their ... er ... John Thomas.

 

[kirei_na_me]

I don't know if I want my name to be in a conversation having to do with their John Thomas(es?)...

 

[Satori]

I don't know if I want my name to be in a conversation having to do with their John Thomas(es?)...

Trust me, you don't!! :eek2:

 

[Lacan]

I don't know if I want my name to be in a conversation having to do with their John Thomas(es?)...

We (innocent europeans) don't know who that "john thomas" is..

Good you know that. Now, if you would care to explain what a "john thomas" is? :?

see? we are innocent...

 

[EscaFlowne]

sounded???!? we want pictures!!

They are on there way hold tight!!!!

John Thomas!? Thats a weird name for it! I prefer MR.Do'emRight!

 

[Lacan]

They are on there way hold tight!!!!

Can't wait...
huh? nose bleed already??

 

[EscaFlowne]

[Wipes nose]

You and me both!

 

[Lacan]

has lost too much blood

 

[kirei_na_me]

Poor Esca and Lacan. Must I come administer the blood transfusions?

 

[EscaFlowne]

....
sure you can do anything you want!!!

[Passes out as blood shoots from both nostrils...]

 

[Lina Inverse]

http://english2american.com/dictionary/cat_thebody.html

So it's an UK term? Figured as much... I'm not that great at UK terms
Found some weird entry on that page:

smeg n. I'm fairly sure this word only exists in the creative imagination of Rob Naylor, who created the 'Red Dwarf' book and television series. However, it seems to have broken orbit and arrived in everyday speech, so in it goes. Apart from being a popular German kitchen equipment manufacturer, I believe smeg is semen.

What the hell? I don't know about Red Dwarf since it never aired over here, but there certainly ain't any German kitchen equipment manufacturer named "smeg"
Which m0r0n wrote that entry?