J-rocker Engrish

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mr_miharu

後輩

22 Jun 2005

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• 17 Jul 2005

• #1

With deep apologies to the japanese rockstars whom I live for...

Ok. I know you shouldn't make fun of people but, we don't make fun of them, we love them and their crappy english and therefor we want to salute their cute little ways of expressing themselfes. So here goes (after much discussion)...

Most ugly one: Toshi in Kurenai

I could not look back = "Ai Kudutuduba"

One of the cutest: Kyo in Jesus Christ R'n'R

Jesus Christ Rock'n Roll = "Jiizu(s) Kai oh lokken lrlool"

And not to forget: Kyo in Pink Killer

Masturbation = "mastubation"

And does anyone here actually understand any of Kyo's english words exept "child prey" and "dying child" in Child Prey. Just curious.

 

mizerable_d

I'm not fat...just fluffy

19 Sep 2004

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• 17 Jul 2005

• #2

Kaoru, Kaoru, eat cashews! XD

 

Kinsao

Horizon Rider

8 May 2005

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• 18 Jul 2005

• #3

It's strange, Miz, I have never forgotton that line ever since it was first quoted. It has lodged in my mind, and I come out with it at random and inappropriate moments.

Gackt has some pretty good Engrish "a crew sees cring knees" what??? (someone translated it once as "crying knees" if that makes any more sense to anyone?) :?

 

Dollporn

MariYuana

22 Jan 2005

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• 18 Jul 2005

• #4

I still can't get over puraido. Pride, thank you , furan, but I spent so much time trying to figure out what that was. I seriously considered playdo as the only possability...
Not to mention "it's cashew"

Anyone know what the pre-chorus for Jesus Christ R'nr is btw? It sounds like it's in english...
Something like "hold me hard, scream impression". But I might be deaf...

 

pinkkillerkisou

Angelic Fruitcake

9 Feb 2005

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• 18 Jul 2005

• #5

Yea... I hear slurs. Weird slurs I don't know how to spell...

 

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SaKeVi

Up yours!!

16 Jul 2005

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• 18 Jul 2005

• #6

Hmm, I don't think you know them, but SKV of G.I.S.M. used to make that... the bad thing is that they didn't put any lyrics on their releases, so, most of the songs are still a mistery ﾂｬ_ﾂｬ

And about rock, I find Kyo from Saver Tiger funny, to say "School's Out!!" he said "kiuzaaaa"

See ya!

 

Ivzee*~

Asian Canadian ^^

13 Jul 2005

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• 18 Jul 2005

• #7

mizerable_d said:

Kaoru, Kaoru, eat cashews! XD

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i read a site where they told all the mistaken lyrics of songs and the DEG on was really funny ^^

 

mizerable_d

I'm not fat...just fluffy

19 Sep 2004

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• 18 Jul 2005

• #8

ok someone on gaia made a analysis of the Machiavellism lyrics:

so Die says:"Kaoru, Kaoru, bring my beer and suck my ****!"
and Kyo writes this down but makes it PG-13 since cashews are kind of like beer nuts...

-_-;;;

 

pinkkillerkisou

Angelic Fruitcake

9 Feb 2005

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• 19 Jul 2005

• #9

Only a completely twisted, pervert fan could come up with that... it doesn't even fit or match the tune.

Cashews is better... I like cashews... chocolate covered ones of course. *eats more caaandy*

 

mizerable_d

I'm not fat...just fluffy

19 Sep 2004

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• 19 Jul 2005

• #10

but it's funny! XD and yes he is quit twisted and perverted.

i dont like nuts T_T

 

pinkkillerkisou

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9 Feb 2005

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• 19 Jul 2005

• #11

Yea... I believe you. Fanboys are crazier than fangirls.

Oh... but surely you must like peanut butter though... that's one of the single greatest inventions of man. Everyone loves peanut butter... I hope

 

Kinsao

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8 May 2005

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• 19 Jul 2005

• #12

mizerable_d said:

i dont like nuts T_T

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*exercises great self-restraint and doesn't comment*

...errr... hang on....

 

pinkkillerkisou

Angelic Fruitcake

9 Feb 2005

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• 19 Jul 2005

• #13

Kinsao... I had to do the same.
My poor mind... what have I done to you.

 

mizerable_d

I'm not fat...just fluffy

19 Sep 2004

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• 19 Jul 2005

• #14

O_O wow so many people like nuts...i dont know why i dont like them... they taste funny...

 

pinkkillerkisou

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9 Feb 2005

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• 19 Jul 2005

• #15

Tastes funny you say... well... err... *holds back from continue sentence*

 

Kinsao

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8 May 2005

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• 20 Jul 2005

• #16

Someone pleeeeease gag me... now...

 

pinkkillerkisou

Angelic Fruitcake

9 Feb 2005

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• 20 Jul 2005

• #17

*takes noseband band off Reita*

Me: Here use this, Kinsao! ^_^
Reita: Hey... *make scary angry face*
Me: Eeep... oniisan. *runs to Ruki*

 

mizerable_d

I'm not fat...just fluffy

19 Sep 2004

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• 20 Jul 2005

• #18

... ... ... :?

 

Kinsao

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• 20 Jul 2005

• #19

*can restrain self no longer*
*runs round room shouting "Nuts! Nuts! Nuts!"*

 

pinkkillerkisou

Angelic Fruitcake

9 Feb 2005

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• 20 Jul 2005

• #20

But... Kinsao... *holding out the noseband*

Me: Oh well... *puts nosband on herself*
Reita: *steaming mad*
Me: Looks good huh, Reita-kun?
Reita: Give it back...
Me: Don't make me get oniisan to hurt you... it's cuter on me. *stick out tongue*
Reita: YOU... cuter than ME... hahahahahaha.
Me:

 

Dollporn

MariYuana

22 Jan 2005

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• 21 Jul 2005

• #21

Ivzee*~ said:

i read a site where they told all the mistaken lyrics of songs and the DEG on was really funny ^^

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Woooo, I wanna see!
Still have the link?
I only like peanut butter when there are apples involved, but pleeeeaaase stop whit the nuts, ne?

 

Y

Yokan

Sempai

28 Aug 2005

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• 8 Jan 2006

• #22

I think this is definately worth makin alive again. Clever Sleazoid by Diru.

'DO YOU EAT CRAPZ?' - Hyde, Larc en ciel. Did he actually seriously say that? O_O

 

Nana007

後輩

10 Nov 2005

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• 8 Jan 2006

• #23

Oh yea, Clever Sleazoid will be an Engrish classic. With such lines as:

Think you Moran
I'm not even trying to justify
Under the name of justice (I swear name is sound)
And the way he completly butchers left,right,front, bakc with despair and pain (is that the line)
and the turkey garble that is wither
and everybody's favorite "ONE DAY I WILL F**K YOUR PARENTS"

And in Hydra, I wanna be an Anarchist and also how when he is screaming he is supposed to be saying something about Sid Vicious Suspicious, I'm sorry no matter how many lyrics sites tell me that is the lyrics I refuse to believe it.

I could go on and on about his engrish.

Also has everybody seen the Hyde performance when he sings Careless Whisper by Wham!. It is just so cute, and his accent is adorable. And the way at the end he looks so proud of himself. I just want to yea.

Also another thought, we all know the when performing live Kyo's english just deteriorates, Just imagine clever sleazoid live. :

 

R e i - R e i

先輩

1 Dec 2005

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• 8 Jan 2006

• #24

Tee-hee.That'd song would be very funny live.


Akward with the Nuts thingy though.xDDD

 

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Yokan

Sempai

28 Aug 2005

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• 8 Jan 2006

• #25

Just noticed one thing there too. Kyo doesn't quite make the 'christ' word in Jesus Christ RNR.