Hiyuh! I was messing around at work today because I was bored, putting Jrockers' names into Google with the word "... needs" in inverted commas to see what came out... and some of them were pretty funny so I thought I'd share with y'all.
"Haruhiko needs to take responsibility - for something, finally, after lifetimes of believing that there's nothing he can ever do?" (Awww harsh! T_T)
"Haruhiko needs braces almost as much as Kazuno does." (lol)
"Tsukasa needs help in Donaroriak Puchiguso Farm."
mad: )
"Zero needs your help! He has fallen into a trap set by the evil Anti-Reploid organisation." (Aaaaaaaaargh! O_O)
"[A] Zero needs to be inserted." (
)
"Kyo needs Tohru the most." (well that was unexpected!
)
"Kyo needs to EASE UP!" (you tell him! XD)
"Kaoru needs to take a whole bunch of part-time jobs to pay for Aoi's birthday gift." (poor Kaoru!)
"Die needs to be toward the front or back." ( --O.---K...)
"Toshiya needs entertainment.
Toshiya needs braces.
Toshiya... needs to stop speaking in third person."
"Shinya needs to deal with the snare buzz on his second tom." (finally! someone has something useful to say! ^^)
"Ruki needs 4 socks." (so Ruki has 4 legs?
)
"AoI needs to be enlarged and the incremental generalisation needs to be rerun." (rofl!)
"Reita needs to be in bedroom 4.
Reita needs to show all skin." (Let's go!
)
"Kai needs help with a beat." (figures, seeing he's a drummer... XD)
"Akiya needs to be let out." (Noooooo! anything but that! XD)
"Shin needs to sell back into the stock market enough shares to bring its free float up to 15 per cent of its outstanding shares." (what?!
)
"Izumi needs to hire a research assistant (or 2, depending on student availability) to start work in early July." (memememememe! pick me! XDD)
"Mana needs to be adjusted a bit in the requirements." (Riiiiiiiiight...
)
"Yuki needs to start disagreeing with me ASAP." ( :? )
"YUKI NEEDS TO FIND A BOYFRIEND MAYBE HARU?" (OMG - Kozi plays matchmaker?!!
)
"Yuki needs a Gundam." (ok... I know who you need to speak to...
)
"Kami needs Black C0ck." (
)
"Gackt needs a few acting lessons from Ms. Luzier.
Gackt needs to take some dancing lessons!" (so, someone doesn't think much to his abilitys...)
"Klaha needs to do that." (WHAT??)
"Hitsugi needs a fence."
Hitsugi needs Jesus." (lol...)
Hitsugi needs nipple rings." (I remember PK writing that!
)
"Yomi needs to go to Jui so Jui can do unspeakable things to him.
Yomi needs a shower." (ok then, the unspeakable things first and then the shower...
)
"Sakito needs some work on his vocals." (but... he's a guitarist!)
"NIYA NEEDS HIM!" (WHO?!??)
"Ruka needs a hair cut by the look of things." (haha...)
