How you will die...

[mad pierrot]

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health, and it's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:


1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the Canadians, British, Australians or
Americans.


2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart
attacks than the Canadians, British, Australians or
Americans.


3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks than the Canadians, British, Australians or
Americans.


4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also
suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British,
Australians or Americans.


5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages
and fats, and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
Canadians, British, Australians or Americans.


6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of perogies (should be
piroshkis) and cabbage rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
Canadians, British, Australians or Americans.


CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English
is apparently what kills you.

 

[Anchyyy]

Haha that was a good one!

 

[Honey Vanity]

ha ha

lol

thanks, i needed that.

 

[Carlson]

well i drink alot and eat alot of fat.. and it does seem i speak english.

ah crap..

no just a heart mermer..

 

[Tokis-Phoenix]

Lol, great post, my mind is at rest now- all i gotta do is learn japanese and im essentially in the clear !

 

[RockLee]

Haha Mad p I'm glad I'm not a native English speaker

 

[Kinsao]

If you speak some other languages as well as English, does the risk decrease?

 

[Reiku]

Wha--!?

But I've been really good at english since I was a little ki---

>falls over dead<

 

[svenja]

i'm very glad all of a sudden that i'm not a native english speaker.
I should watch out though coz i've been speaking english a lot lately