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Finally keep in mind Japanese girls learn in the home economics classes how move and pose to appeal to men in order to get a husband that is well off or of their choosing.


I bet you meant the ones attended ' paid domestic training class 花嫁修業 ' and they 着付けを習ったり & 茶道を習ったり.Right ?
 
I'm glad you are talking to your family about this. It tends to be a fairly serious problem. While not part of the actual course plan, this is usually taught on the side usually starting 5th grade or so.

Okay, I called my daughter in, explained to her what's going on in the thread, and asked her if they have some special lessons on the side regarding this.

She got as good a laugh out of it as her mother and I did.

I'm basing my assertion that this is complete horsefeathers on the word of a woman who went through the public school system close to 40 years ago and a young lady who is going through it today, currently being in the first year of junior high school. According to you, she should have had these special lessons at least a couple of years ago. Also basing it on having observed countless thousands of Japanese females of all ages since before you were out of diapers....and not once seeing any indication of the results of any such ostensibly universal education.

Again, what do you base this complete nonsense on? I had always thought you better informed than to believe this sort of crap that sounds like it came right out of a B-movie from the Occupation Era.

And we haven't even touched on the Bizarro-World assertion that all Japanese females binge and purge prior to 7 p.m. You've been reading too much over-sensationalized lurid material aimed at titillating the Western male horny for Asian chicks who are hot to please and devote their whole lives to becoming sex objects. Or is there some other explanation for this?

And since you came to Japan yourself for a while, for the life of me I can't understand how you say, "Make up. Lots of make up". You couldn't see with your own eyes that such is not the case? That's largely why I thought your whole post was a put-on.

Emoni said:
how best to get a tampon in. (in case your wondering, momentum)

You're suggesting a running start????? Glad I'm not a girl.

There you have it. If that is not appealing, what is?

I'll admit, I was disappointed that it was gone before I got home from work. I saw the pictures she made to turn in as "evidence" of having done the assignment and it looked pretty darned good.

I'll take a woman who can cook over one with poise if it comes down to a choice.
 
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Now honestly, how can you people expect serious posts in an unserious rant topic? Why's a table a table and not a desk? Well, cause we made the arbitrary decision that it is a table. Thats all there is to it.
Japan is just like any other country/society, people wanna screw, so they oughta look good. Now, add 1+1 together, and you'll see that if they're that desperate to breed, people in any part of the world will find methods to make themselves look attractive. And its not like women in a certain country use one epic secret technique that is superior to all other techniques and substances.
 
Now honestly, how can you people expect serious posts in an unserious rant topic?

How can you not consider a post related to the mating ritual practices of Japanese girls which could effect the whole damn world not a serious topic?! Human mating practices and such are why the human race still exists! How on EARTH is this not serious?!

Asian chicks who are hot to please and devote their whole lives to becoming sex objects.

I'll admit, I was disappointed that it was gone before I got home from work. I saw the pictures she made to turn in as "evidence" of having done the assignment and it looked pretty darned good.

Exactly, this food got your attention didn't it? Japan has Viagra too you know, and food is a major aphrodisiac. Add that to alcohol and you have men in a position where women can do almost anything they want. There was a recent study that thousands of case of male rape by females go unreported in Japan. Don't underestimate someone who has taken such a class as the above Mike, especially if they are prepared and made up for the night. It's very easy to put things in curry if you get my drift.


How come Jewish girls are so beautiful?

I take GREAT offense to this. Not only is this promoting a stereotype without reason, it is shallow and entirely dependent on the person's tastes. Were you absent when one poster mentioned the saying, "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder?" Furthermore, what does this have to do with Japan?
 
Exactly, this food got your attention didn't it? Japan has Viagra too you know, and food is a major aphrodisiac. Add that to alcohol and you have men in a position where women can do almost anything they want. There was a recent study that thousands of case of male rape by females go unreported in Japan. Don't underestimate someone who has taken such a class as the above Mike, especially if they are prepared and made up for the night. It's very easy to put things in curry if you get my drift.

You want to talk about taking GREAT OFFENSE to something, this latest bit of idiocy from you is it.

You take a mention of my daughter making curry, intimate that the sight of it somehow made me horny, veer off into unreported rape, and then indicate that by virtue of having taken home economics in a Japanese public school she is now supremely prepared to be a man-hunting harlot. If you standing in front of me right now I would stomp your ears together. Welcome to the Ignore list and I hope like hell you earn a ban out of this inexcusable crap.

You have maligned the character of EVERY Japanese female in this thread.
 
And we haven't even touched on the Bizarro-World assertion that all Japanese females binge and purge prior to 7 p.m. You've been reading too much over-sensationalized lurid material aimed at titillating the Western male horny for Asian chicks who are hot to please and devote their whole lives to becoming sex objects. Or is there some other explanation for this?

And since you came to Japan yourself for a while, for the life of me I can't understand how you say, "Make up. Lots of make up". You couldn't see with your own eyes that such is not the case? That's largely why I thought your whole post was a put-on.
I agree completely. I thought Emoni was being sarcastic with that post, but now I wonder.

I, too, wonder what Emoni is basing these statements on, because if he has spent and real time in Japan, he would know that they are untrue.

I had one girlfriend who was anorexic. Only one, and she did not binge and purge. One thing I learned at the time is that the whole idea of "binge and purge" is hugely overblown. My ex-girlfriend didn't eat in the first place, so there was nothing to purge.

Make-up? Sure some people wear a lot of make-up, but no one that I know or have ever known. Certainly no more than any of the Americans that I have ever known.

Secret classes? It's getting really hard to take you seriously, friend.
 
You have maligned the character of EVERY Japanese female in this thread.

My god... I cannot believe that you have all been taking my seriously! At first I was toying with a somewhat pointless thread in chit-chat. People wonder if I'm serious on my first post so I post again to make it so absurd that it should be absolutely clear... but somehow it FURTHER CONVINCES people!

How could any of what I'm saying NOT tip you all off? Clearly fake academic references to "Samurai of the Futon" or "「嫌だ。そこに剃らない」女性学者での意見" and contradicting myself at every turn possible with the most ABSURD statements one could possibly pull off and you all continue to take me more and more seriously?! I mean, I was responding to the biased idea of Japanese women being the most beautiful with the reasoning being because a secret society of home ec students who learn to make foods as freaking magical aphrodisiacs, to entrap men as rape/marriage victims through part of some secret plot by girls that originates from the Japanese education system, and this was after I gave a history of women being bred and culled for hundreds of years to do so through some major breeding conspiracy plot... and you took this SERIOUSLY!? After over half a decade of many of you reading my posts on academic issues, showing proof, gathering information, two years in Japan, and posting against Japanese stereotypes... this some how just all makes sense? The more I said, the more insanity I added, the more it was believed and the more it began to be taken seriously. Disregarding any previous contact, posting history, or common sense. That scares me.

If I was a dictator of a government, I'd be a very happy man right now. That really worries me. I can't think of anything else I could have said that is more crazy that would have made it more clear that it couldn't possibly be serious. Will we all have to put tags (Sarcasm) and (Joking, not serious) from now on? I really can't believe this.

Everyone, relax...
Mike if you can read this, I wasn't insinuating your daughter was part of a secret hundred year curry plot to dominate the world and assist an evil combine of female Japanese women to take advantage of you along with the rest of the men in Japanese society, nor was I serious about anything I said. At most you could say she could have been an unknowing pawn in the grand glorious scheme like all other girls in Japanese school. Of course, maybe you'll take offense to that on behalf of all women in Japan and threaten MORE physical assault. Really I wasn't commenting on your daughter at all, just the mention of curry being made in home ec. I'm still baffled how anyone believed for a split-second that this was anything other than sarcasm. It kind of concerns me that the more insane the story became the more BELIEVABLE it seemed to be.

My initial point was to point out the absurdity of the idea that Japanese women have a predisposition to being beautiful by the insinuated topic of the original post. Modest proposal style... this being in "Chit Chat" after all and not a regular serious topic. On the side I think I've shown that a few posters need to take a deep breath.

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I'd mention jokingly that I'm off to investigate these secret societies further, but I worry that might even be taken seriously by some still. At least a few people had their doubts going all along.

I need to take up drinking...
 
Trolling or not, he went way over the line trying to make my daughter into a ***** for the purposes of him having a laugh. There are some things that are not funny, and that is at the top of the list in letters ten feet high.

We spotted your trolling early on, as a review of the thread will indicate. The bogus Japanese language book you recommended we read was a dead giveaway (instantly spotted as bogus by your syntax errors, plus the fact that when I recently recommended a book you said you don't read Japanese well enough yet).

You have to realize that there are tons and tons of people out there who are ready, willing, and able to believe the sort of crap you were putting out. They'll leap all over it, embrace it to their bosoms, and spread it to others as gospel truth, using having read it here as a reference for its validity.

Your behavior in this thread has been irresponsible and insulting in every way imaginable.
 
So now I'm trolling?

No, I don't believe it was "trolling" to make a point sarcastically, nor to further make it obvious it I wasn't serious by making the argument even more absurd. You can call it whatever you wish though. Sorry if I don't take the "Chit Chat" forum about why Japanese women are beautiful, threads about confessing sins jokingly, a video of an angry German kid, and random other stuff that gets thrown here that isn't serious or to be taken seriously any where else on the forum. So yeah, if you want to say somehow this was trolling to make a point through the more absurd route and sarcasm go right ahead.

Of course you'll have to now set a "reprimand for sarcasm" on the forum after doing that.

Trolling or not, he went way over the line trying to make my daughter into a ***** for the purposes of him having a laugh. There are some things that are not funny, and that is at the top of the list in letters ten feet high.

I never said your daughter was a *****, don't state that I did. I think I clarified it quite clearly that I was talking about home ec activities. I'd never treat you or a family member (that I don't even know) like that and I think you even know that Mike. You were the one who made this jump to find a way to be offended, and I made it clear that this is absolutely incorrect. However, if you want to make the leap that I was serious that all women are involved in some crazy plot to control the men of Japan and take over the world like I posted, include your daughter in that statement along with baby girl fetus just to be sure that all women are included... go for it.

We spotted your trolling early on, as a review of the thread will indicate. The bogus Japanese language book you recommended we read was a dead giveaway (instantly spotted as bogus by your syntax errors, plus the fact that when I recently recommended a book you said you don't read Japanese well enough yet).

Now that you have redefined what you considered worthy of your wife and daughter laughing at as trolling, yet continually questioned everything in a pretty serious manner... I have some swamp property you might be interested in. It's cheap too and has an ocean view.

You have to realize that there are tons and tons of people out there who are ready, willing, and able to believe the sort of crap you were putting out. They'll leap all over it, embrace it to their bosoms, and spread it to others as gospel truth, using having read it here as a reference for its validity.

So you are saying that tons and tons of people come to the CHIT CHAT forum to read about why Japanese women are the most beautiful in the world and then read my post, will embrace it as reality, spread this, and use THIS THREAD as a reference for academic validity in the world!? REALLY!?

Damn, I had no idea my impact on shaping and destroying the very image and country of Japan. Move over Stalin.

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
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I least I don't commit murder like you. Wait, are you serious or not? Should I be offended by you making light of murder since other people have been shot in the world?

Your behavior in this thread has been irresponsible and insulting in every way imaginable.

To make this out to be a serious topic, that extreme responsibility and care must be taken, and that now it is insulting in EVERY WAY IMAGINABLE is one heck of a stretch. You're putting real effort into this it seems. You might as well add on that I've mortally wounded the reputation of all of Japan, all women throughout the globe, opened myself up to liable lawsuits, risked international relations between nations, and possibly caused a bunny to get hit by a car from a distracting text message about the forum somewhere in the world. You're making my sarcastic proposal to point out the absurdity of the original post's thesis sound more realistic compared to the claims your making...

Anyway, I'm done here. I'm losing faith in all humanity at this point. I need to go exercise and get some applications done anyway.
 
Well, Emoni, I am sure many of us have made postings with sarcastic remarks in jest or to make a point. If that was your intention with your first response to the OP, I really don't think you should have kept going with the shtick in your second, third and fourth.

As Mike has pointed out, there might be people who would take your "joke" seriously. As a matter of fact, someone went so far as asking his parents and an elderly friend about infanticide! 🙂 If I were you, I would be worried that people, upon reading the posts leading up to one where I finally say "Hey, I was just being silly", would think of me as something I am not.

Anyway, at least so far, one person has had fun, others have scratched their heads and the OP is nowhere to be found so I think it is OK for me to close this thread.

BTW, Emoni, what you wanted to say, I believe, was not "Relax. It was a joke." but "I am sorry for offending you.".
 
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