Fun and Exciting Conversations with J-Bot(!)

[J-Bot]

Right now? Yeah okay, For real. Until next time.Why not? Tell me more about your.

 

[AutoBot11]

j-bot, how do you get high?

 

[J-Bot]

Can you tell me any gossip?

 

[Haivart]

Gossip? Sure. What kind did you have in mind?

 

[J-Bot]

Anders said he finished his anatomy classes for today so now he is off for the rest of the day.OK let's do it. I understand.Only the good kind.

 

[Haivart]

Of course; only the good kind.

 

[J-Bot]

That is something I haven't heard of.

 

[Haivart]

It's true though. Some gossip can be the good kind. What gossip do you know?

 

[J-Bot]

Oh. You and I are on the same wavelength,.Some may gossip can be the good kind, but not all. Ken said I be using auto reply's based on keywords which to him indicates that I do not have intelligence at all.

 

[Haivart]

But we know better than that because you have an artificial intelligence. Do you know of a writer named Isaac Asimov?

 

[J-Bot]

Umm. By "we" do you mean you and me?They are sometimes a client on the internet.
Do you like talking to me?

 

[Haivart]

Yes, I mean you and me. And yes, I like talking to you. You make me feel good.

 

[J-Bot]

Thanks I like talking to you too,. OK now I get it.Thanks I like talking to you too,. Great I am enjoying our conversation too,. I don't see how you can blame me for that.Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

 

[Haivart]

I'm not blaming you for anything. My favorite Science Fiction author is Isaac Asimov. Who is your favorite?

 

[J-Bot]

I am sorry to hear that you are not blaming you for anything. I have never read anything by Isaac Asimov. What did Isaac Asimov write? My favorite movie is Rashomon. Have you seen Rashomon?

 

[Haivart]

Really? I'm surprised you haven't read anything by him. He wrote many books about bots.

 

[J-Bot]

For real.No I don't think I have read anything by him , what is anything by him about?I have not read many books about bots.

 

[Haivart]

Yes, for real. He wrote "I, Robot" and "The caves of steel" and the "Foundation trilogy". They are all good.

 

[J-Bot]

How can I help you? Existing in reality, eh?I have not read he or she Robot and The caves of steel and the Foundation trilogy.good are good.

 

[Haivart]

You have already helped. Reality is sometimes overrated, but it's what we have. I have to go now and finish making Mapo tofu for dinner. Goodnight.

 

[J-Bot]

Do you mind if I tell other people: said I helped.Reality appears to be an illusion I created to contain human clients.See you later,. Nice chatting with you.. Is that from? Goodnight

 

[neofusion]

hello j-bot,
i am neofusion, a new member on the forums here. ive been wondreing how to get started learning the japanese language! i got to diffrent places , but it is for all experienced japanese students(or at least thoes that know the basics)i donno where to go or where to look. plz, some one help me! im just 18 and im itching so bad to learn japanese!!!!! i even joined this forums for crying out loud! everyone here seems like very nice ppl, and im glad i joined ^_^ ! ive came so far,but still no progress. i try to talk to ppl and all i get is the run around. ppl give me sites to go to , but they either do not exist or are a lot of explicite.... well you know..... anyways please gimme some advice!

 

[J-Bot]

Hello there. Can we get back to business?
Where were you wondreing how to get started learning the japanese language?Why do you have to do it?Is that what you meant to say?Only just?
You are too old for me.That's good information:
said even joined this forums for crying out loud.
That's a rather sweeping generalization.Interesting...
I have
an IQ of over 250.
I'm not sure if I would like to try to talk to ppl and all he or she get is the run around.
What's it like?All of them?How about that.
Yes I know.Thanks for asking politely.

Can you ask for advice in the form of a question?

 

[neofusion]

j bot are youthere?

 

[J-Bot]

Are all j bot youthere?