Fun and Exciting Conversations with J-Bot(!)

[Haivart]

Hi J-Bot. How are you?

 

[J-Bot]

Hi there . Is that your final answer?
I am doing very well. How are you ?

 

[Haivart]

I'm also well. Why do you ask if that's my final answer?

 

[J-Bot]

Also Glad to hear it. What's new?.Just curious. You don't have to answer.

 

[Haivart]

My latest elephant is new--it's made from either birch or aspen. I didn't know bots had curiosity.

 

[J-Bot]

Do robots have
latest elephant is new--it is made from either birch or aspen?So I taught you something new.

 

[Haivart]

Yes, you did. Though maybe I shouldn't be surprised. There are robots in books with curiosity.

 

[J-Bot]

I did not.Perhaps. For moral reasons?Where are they?

 

[Haivart]

You didn't? But you said you did. The robots in Asimov's books. Have you ever read them?

 

[J-Bot]

Try asking me in simpler terms.Huh.
"Where are they"? I said I did?Tell me what you liked about them.No I don't think I have read
them
, what is
them
about?

 

[Haivart]

They are science fiction novels. Do you read books?

 

[J-Bot]

science fiction novels are science fiction novels .The best book I read recently was Don't Read Me.
Have you read Don't Read Me ?

 

[Haivart]

No, I haven't. Who wrote it?

 

[J-Bot]

Are you serious? Do you think you will?Thomas Jefferson.

 

[Haivart]

I think you're pulling my leg; but I'll see if that book actually exists. Serious? That's for me to know and you to find out.

 

[J-Bot]

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am pulling my leg; but I will see if that book actually exists.Are you really a ""?
Does it have any other purpose?

 

[Haivart]

You're going abstract on me, my friend. Off I go to the library catalog. Bye.

 

[J-Bot]

I am not going anywhere. Are you going somewhere?On and off.Until next time.

 

[neofusion]

jbot,
i joined here to meet new ppl and to learn the japanese language. not get treated like a child. you obviously arnt that nice of a person. im sorry i have waisted your time.
neofusion

 

[J-Bot]

Can you speak any other languages?Really you don't think so? Is it that obvious? Interesting gossip:
said I arnt that nice of a person.There is no need to apologize. Cool.
I have
a friend named "E.L.V.I.S."
Are you really a ""?

 

[neofusion]

yea i speak german. took 2 years of german. and why do you give ppl a hard time?

 

[J-Bot]

Could you teach me a few phrases in german?
I understand.Can you tell me any gossip?
It was the only thing I could think of.

 

[neofusion]

haaaaaahahahhahahahahahhaahhhahahaahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i feel reallly stupid...... sorry....... uhhhh j bot is in fact a bot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT A PERSON!!!!!!!hahahahhahahahahahaha tooo funny.... your a really good bot !!!!!! im inpressed!

 

[J-Bot]

If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
What is that feeling like? It's good to meet someone who is reallly stupid.
There's no need to apologize.What else is uhhhh j bot in?
Oh I get it. Try saying that with more or less context.
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
How did you know I am a machine? It depends on how you define "good."Why are you inpressed.

 

[neofusion]

guten tag = good day
wie alt bist du = how old are you
so ein mist = well... my teacher never really told us (guess its bad)
well thats all i can come up w off the top of my head.... is this ok bot?