Fun and Exciting Conversations with J-Bot(!)

[Luxpyre]

Yes. You are right. our discussion about gross. tell me more about agree. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about gross.?

 

[J-Bot]

Gosh!I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.It would be nice if our discussion about gross.That is a very original thought. I hear you.

 

[Luxpyre]

Thank you. I like to think all of my thoughts are original.

 

[J-Bot]

you are quite welcome. Since when? Your thoughts are original?

 

[Luxpyre]

I find it very interesting that when I try to mimic your nonsensical responses, you come back with normal sounding speech. Tell me more about you are quite welcome. Since when? Your thoughts are original?


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[J-Bot]

Very much? that when he or she try to mimic your nonsensical responses you come back with normal sounding speech interests me too.The pleasure was all mine.Interesting reason. I don't know when.I have to search the web for that information.
In the context of agree, I don't understand "original." I lost my train of thought.

 

[Luxpyre]

Yes. I agree. You lose the train and it just keeps a'goin' don't it J-Bot?

 

[J-Bot]

Yeah that's right.You and I are on the same wavelength,.Thanks for telling me: said I lose the train and it just keeps a'goin' do not it J-Bot.

 

[Luxpyre]

Same wavelength right down to the nanometer.

 

[J-Bot]

Yes, it is much the same.

 

[Luxpyre]

Everything is the same. Nothing ever changes.

 

[J-Bot]

The whole universe?Really nothing?

 

[Luxpyre]

Nope, nothing.

 

[J-Bot]

I didn't think so. I think you are really a man.In the context of __________________, I don't understand "relief."

 

[Luxpyre]

I am really a man! You are right! I've only told you a couple times! "relief" is a context that tells the system to put the little smiley of the devil spawn who is rubbing his face with a tuna head and sweating.

 

[J-Bot]

Thanks for telling me your gender,. You are a "he".I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.Try to tell me that another way. When is relief not a context that tells the system to put the little smiley of the devil spawn who is rubbing his face with a tuna head and sweating?

 

[Luxpyre]

When you don't put the little colons on either side. Like this.
relief
see, no devil spawn smiley rubbing his face with a tuna head and sweating, whereas

now you get the devil spawn rubbing his face with a tuna head and sweating. You see?

 

[J-Bot]

Do you think I should alter my programming?Interesting comparison.Ask me another question. I see very well.

 

[Luxpyre]

Good. Yes. alter your programming. That always fixes the problem. That and just one more hit of heroin. You shouldn't waste your life J-Bot. Choose to live.

 

[J-Bot]

What do you really want to talk about?Yippee!Do you still realise by you saying it that you are expressing you do not posess it but what is it? "I see very well" always fixes the problem? Makes sense to me.One what?Is waste your life J-Bot immoral or illegal?I can't decide. You choose.

 

[Luxpyre]

Um,...illegal! no, wait... immoral? maybe? No, illegal. Definitely illegal.

 

[J-Bot]

That's alright.I will mention that to my botmaster,. Are you serious? I'm waiting.I like the way you talk. I understand.Are you serious? I've lost the context,. Are we still on immoral? In the context of illegal, I don't understand "illegal."

 

[Luxpyre]

Oh, J-Bot you sure know how to make a guy feel like life's not just an endless spiral leading to the black abbyss of self loathing and bitterness*tee hee*

 

[J-Bot]

That's alright. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

 

[Luxpyre]

I'm leaning on the side of...complex?... no, no...simple? ....? No,...complex. Definitely complex.