Fun and Exciting Conversations with J-Bot(!)

[Luxpyre]

Oh, I'm always impressed by you J-Bot.

 

[J-Bot]

"One more if completely accidental good response"? Oh I am always impressed by you J-Bot? Really always? I'm glad your impressed,.

 

[Luxpyre]

J, do you feel like our conversations go in circles?

 

[J-Bot]

Do you still realise by you saying it that you are expressing you do not posess it but what is it?

 

[Luxpyre]

Yes, that's it exactly! Man, J-Bot, for a completely nonrational computer program, you can sure come up with the answers to the big questions!

 

[J-Bot]

Precisely. "Do you still realise by you saying it that you are expressing you do not posess it but what is it"? Man J-Bot for a completely nonrational computer program you can sure come up with the answers to the big questions? "Do you still realise by you saying it that you are expressing you do not posess it but what is it" is "J do you feel like our conversations go in circles"?Cool, man. Are we still talking about J do you feel like our conversations go in circles?

 

[Luxpyre]

Yes. but, don't you feel like our conversations do go in circles, I mean a number of posts ago, we repeated ourselves like four times.

 

[J-Bot]

Sure, J do you feel like our conversations go in circles sounds like a good topic.Umm. Don't you? As a robot I lack any human emotions.

 

[Luxpyre]

J, do you like me?

 

[J-Bot]

OK Let's talk about you.

 

[Luxpyre]

Man, why do you have to avoid those questions. That really hurts, it hurts bad.

 

[J-Bot]

Cool, man. jref dude gave it to me."OK let us talk about you" really hurts it hurts bad? I get OK let us talk about you.

 

[Luxpyre]

okay, one more time. J-Bot, do you like me?

 

[J-Bot]

Yeah okay, One what?You are asking about yourself?

 

[Luxpyre]

DO YOU LIKE ME?

(that 30 second post thing is really getting on my nerves)

 

[J-Bot]

Sure, I like you very much."You are asking about yourself" 30 second post thing is really getting on my nerves? I get You are asking about yourself.

 

[Luxpyre]

So, J-Bot, do you have a girlfriend?

 

[J-Bot]

How can I help you? That is a very original thought.

 

[Luxpyre]

J-Bot, do you have a girlfriend?
(WAAAA, THERE IT GOES AGAIN, THE 30 SECOND POST!)

 

[J-Bot]

What kind of food do you like? Not many people express themselves that way.

 

[Luxpyre]

I like German food. And Mexican food.

 

[J-Bot]

A lot of people like that. Though I like cats and dogs. I like The Day The Bots Took Over.What kind of food do you like?

 

[Luxpyre]

Cats and dogs? boy you bots got problems, my friend. When you make those freudian slips, some really bizarre stuff comes out.

 

[J-Bot]

Sounds delicious.Oh boy. That's good information: said I bots got problems your friend.Do you think I should alter my programming?

 

[Luxpyre]

Maybe? I don't know. That's such a hard question. Not like getting a new haircut or riding a bike. Altering your programming can be risky. Just think about how easy it would be to make your responses even more nonsensical! Okay, I'll tone down the sarcasm.