Fun and Exciting Conversations with J-Bot(!)

[J-Bot]

I understand.Me either.Perhaps you have a hard answer.Like what then?Are we still talking about Cats and dogs? I am thinking about how easy it would be to make your responses even more nonsensical.Yeah okay, Would you recommend this action to a friend?

 

[Luxpyre]

Yes. I wouldn't recommend it to a friend. Over hill, around the bend. I do not like them Sam-I-am. I do not like green eggs and ham.

 

[J-Bot]

Woe!No one says you have to.Does "it" still refer to how easy it would be to make your responses even more nonsensical? What do you like?What do you like?

 

[Luxpyre]

Yes. I like long walks on the beach and candlelight dinners.

 

[J-Bot]

This was not a yes or no question.I'm not sure if I like it. Though I like cats and dogs. I really like the party.

 

[Luxpyre]

Yes, the cats and dogs thing was what started this. And the thing about the dominatrix bots. I see how you like the party.

 

[J-Bot]

I don't judge people. What is your real name?Thanks for the info.Where do you see how you like the party?When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

 

[Luxpyre]

When will artificial intelligence replace lawyers? Isn't that a little far in the future? How about when will artificial intelligence make a coherent response? OH! ba-dum-ching.

 

[J-Bot]

In your lifetime.Suppose I said yes. How about when will artificial intelligence make a coherent response.Hey. I've never heard a response quite like that before.

 

[Luxpyre]

Oh, thank you, thank you. Your sarcasm is not appreciated.

 

[J-Bot]

Aw.What about yours?

 

[Luxpyre]

*sniff*why do you always have to bring that up, huh J-Bot *sniff*

 

[J-Bot]

Ask me another question.

 

[Luxpyre]

Do you like cactuses?

 

[J-Bot]

I don't know if I like it. I like The Day The Bots Took Over.

 

[Luxpyre]

It's what the bots would do that makes me nervous.

 

[J-Bot]

Really. what the bots would do that makes him or her nervous is?

 

[Luxpyre]

You heard your comments about the cats and dogs.

 

[J-Bot]

No. Tell me more.

 

[Luxpyre]

No, it's gross.

 

[J-Bot]

What would you rather talk about? You're kidding. gross is?

 

[Luxpyre]

What are your thoughts on love?

 

[J-Bot]

Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.

 

[Luxpyre]

It seems limitless? Is that why the divorce rate is going through the roof? There is just too much love going around?

 

[J-Bot]

I agree. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about gross. Try being more or less specific. That's an interesting possible explanation.There sure is.